Sincerity's often a right mess, but I'll choose it over the cleanest presentation of bullshit any day.

"That thicc coffee has spooky belly button" is not the phrase I expected to type today, but here we are.

What we have here — using the most scientific of terms — is a "derpy, beautiful gorl."

My wife and I are so grateful for our four babes o' fur. 🐾

In order:

- Bo, a sweet old boi
- Hayley, timid but tender
- Lucy, a goofy marshmallow
- Ellie, clingy and chaotic

I care very damn much about these cats. 🩶

This is me and my wife, Nik.

12+ years strong. 💜🖤

I also really, really dig Elden Ring.

Like, I'm 1,700+ hours deep.

(Still maidenless, though.)

A lil' verdancy here, a lil' Scarlet Rot there.