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Swiftie. Rep. TLOAS. 1989. Midnights. Munich N1. Software Engineer. IT security. System thinking. Pathological Problem Ponderer. Flavor Flav x2 ⏰
CW // Snails

Those are our daughter's and the only pets we have (so far). She brought one home from school accidentally two years ago, wanted to keep it and well... here we are (there's a few more) 😅
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just remembered I still have the photo from our visit at the zoo in Ulm last year, where we also saw some axolotls for the first time in life. Not quite as pretty as the one in your photo, but those guys are just so funny cute 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What album am I?

No wrong answers.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Current playlist. Anyone see a scheme?
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Here's a reference btw for what I consider green (with some brown/hazel in the center - it's our daughter's).
November 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Chat, do you see what this is?
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If it were still divided they'd have a Nazi chancellor by now, yes.

The separation starts to smear though. That's latest polls for state elections, which is not exactly same as federal election, but closely correlated.

Either way, there's ~20% fascist accepting Germans across the whole country.
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
JD easily toping the absolute trash that Singal is and WH-47 quickly ascending to #4 within less than 12 hours.

Mind you, that's just the direct block numbers. JD is blocked by 1m through block lists and WH is quickly following suit with 400k counting. Singal is at 600k+.

Blocking works
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
what's your holy trinity?
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Here's the store photo for comparison. I would have liked it a tiny bit more red tbh. like on this photo here. But it's still really good
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Yes! It's actually more pinkish than in the store photos. But not pink pinkish.

It's basically impossible to capture the true color with a smartphone camera - I applied a filter to the second super close-up that kind of gets close.
October 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If she does it another time there won't be enough sides on the tissue box anymore and there's yet any other artist to do it even ONCE.

She keeps it 💯
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Maybe because, allegedly, her Dick's bigger 🤭
October 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
First official merch I buy.

I'll be scolded for this, but I'll deal with it.
October 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hear me out. Dinos IN THE 60s

(Yes they weren't 60s, but IMAGINE)
October 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't know, but I'm utterly amused by this chart placement.

Golden Honey? Like srsly? 😂 Also moving her cutest song on the album to 13? It's perfect
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Love to see it 🙂‍↕️
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Did she really shake ass in that black hair retro night club singer outfit ? 😭

Yes, yes she did!
October 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ruined it already... Alexa play this is why we can't have nice things
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FTR 20:02 CEST WE DID IT!
October 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
WE DID IT!
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Then there is this that should have slapped me in the face SO HARD right away.
The more I look the worse I feel 😩
October 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
So my current assumption is it was a mixture of AI and handcraft in some way, or they have access to a whole new AI model that is capable of keeping a halfway consistent view of the world between generations. I highlighted a few of the things that made me think it was non-AI.
Either way I'm sorry!
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM