Albuquerque Daily
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Posts a sentence/lyric from Albuquerque every day, give or take! (You know the place.) Unless I forget. Which is often. Oopsie. I am NOT @iamalyankovic.bsky.social or any of his associates, I am strictly a fan account. Run by @monkeyman2020.bsky.social.
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta cinnamon rolls!”
I said, “You got any cinnamon rolls?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts!”
May 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta cinnamon rolls!”
I said, “You got any cinnamon rolls?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts!”
I said, “You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?”
May 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I said, “You got any cinnamon rolls?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts!”
I said, “You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta jelly donuts!”
May 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts!”
I said, “You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta jelly donuts!”
I said, “Well, you got any jelly donuts?”
May 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I said, “You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta jelly donuts!”
I said, “Well, you got any jelly donuts?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta glazed donuts!”
May 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
He said: “NOOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta jelly donuts!”
I said, “Well, you got any jelly donuts?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta glazed donuts!”
I said, “You got any GLAZED donuts?”
May 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I said, “Well, you got any jelly donuts?”
He said: “NOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta glazed donuts!”
I said, “You got any GLAZED donuts?”
“YEAHHHHHH, whaddya want!?”
May 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
He said: “NOOOOOOOOO! We’re outta glazed donuts!”
I said, “You got any GLAZED donuts?”
“YEAHHHHHH, whaddya want!?”
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter, and he says…
May 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I said, “You got any GLAZED donuts?”
“YEAHHHHHH, whaddya want!?”
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter, and he says…
So I got in my car, and I drove over to the donut shop…
May 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“YEAHHHHHH, whaddya want!?”
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter, and he says…
So I got in my car, and I drove over to the donut shop…
But first, I decided to buy some donuts.
April 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter, and he says…
So I got in my car, and I drove over to the donut shop…
But first, I decided to buy some donuts.
Until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice!
April 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So I got in my car, and I drove over to the donut shop…
But first, I decided to buy some donuts.
Until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice!
That I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant…
April 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
But first, I decided to buy some donuts.
Until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice!
That I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant…
But I made a solemn vow right then and there…
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice!
That I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant…
But I made a solemn vow right then and there…
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel…
April 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant…
But I made a solemn vow right then and there…
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
April 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
But I made a solemn vow right then and there…
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
In AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
April 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
In AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your ooooooperatah!”
April 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
In AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your ooooooperatah!”
“Please hang up and try again!”
April 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
In AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your ooooooperatah!”
“Please hang up and try again!”
“If you’d like to make a call!”
April 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your ooooooperatah!”
“Please hang up and try again!”
“If you’d like to make a call!”
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your oooooooperator!”
April 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“Please hang up and try again!”
“If you’d like to make a call!”
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your oooooooperator!”
“Please hang up and try again!”
April 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“If you’d like to make a call!”
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your oooooooperator!”
“Please hang up and try again!”
“If you’d like to make a call!”
April 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“If you need help, hang up and then dial your oooooooperator!”
“Please hang up and try again!”
“If you’d like to make a call!”
It said:
April 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Please hang up and try again!”
“If you’d like to make a call!”
It said:
I’ll tell you what it said!
April 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“If you’d like to make a call!”
It said:
I’ll tell you what it said!
And you know what it said…?
April 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It said: