Amanda Please
@alburchett.bsky.social
I saw two cyber trucks last week
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I saw two cyber trucks last week
Nothing makes me feel more like a bug than seeing the light display section through the big windows of a Menard's at night when I'm stopped at a traffic light
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Nothing makes me feel more like a bug than seeing the light display section through the big windows of a Menard's at night when I'm stopped at a traffic light
Why bother going outside if I'm just going to see a cybertruck?
February 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why bother going outside if I'm just going to see a cybertruck?
Bestie, I am TIRED
February 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bestie, I am TIRED
Looking over the photos again of a guy that I matched with on Bumble and I'm pretty sure they're all AI
a white kitten with a pink bow on its head is yawning .
ALT: a white kitten with a pink bow on its head is yawning .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Looking over the photos again of a guy that I matched with on Bumble and I'm pretty sure they're all AI
A couple of donuts might fix me rn
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A couple of donuts might fix me rn
In a work chat someone just said "idk who that is" about Chris Farley
open the schools
open the schools
January 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In a work chat someone just said "idk who that is" about Chris Farley
open the schools
open the schools
Only thing I can remember from my dream last night is seeing a bundle of capybaras and screaming "OMG CAPYBARAS" so idk what any of that means
January 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Only thing I can remember from my dream last night is seeing a bundle of capybaras and screaming "OMG CAPYBARAS" so idk what any of that means
Used the oven in my apartment for the first time in over a year and didn't set the smoke alarm off
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Used the oven in my apartment for the first time in over a year and didn't set the smoke alarm off
On a work call with 19 people and guess who's the only woman?
a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
On a work call with 19 people and guess who's the only woman?
It's fine haha no it's fine no no it's totally fine haha it's fiiiiine
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's fine haha no it's fine no no it's totally fine haha it's fiiiiine
WHAT TF IS UP, DENNY'S!?
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
WHAT TF IS UP, DENNY'S!?
Trying not to have a menty b
November 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Trying not to have a menty b
✔️9am virtual yoga
✔️Played fallout 4 for a couple hours
✔️Walked to the bookstore
✔️Walked to the grocery store
We are productive today 🗣️
✔️Played fallout 4 for a couple hours
✔️Walked to the bookstore
✔️Walked to the grocery store
We are productive today 🗣️
November 16, 2024 at 8:07 PM
✔️9am virtual yoga
✔️Played fallout 4 for a couple hours
✔️Walked to the bookstore
✔️Walked to the grocery store
We are productive today 🗣️
✔️Played fallout 4 for a couple hours
✔️Walked to the bookstore
✔️Walked to the grocery store
We are productive today 🗣️
There is something about a business being called a "luxury juice bar" that REALLY grinds my gears
November 15, 2024 at 1:14 AM
There is something about a business being called a "luxury juice bar" that REALLY grinds my gears
*tap tap* this thing on?
November 14, 2024 at 1:27 AM
*tap tap* this thing on?
Love a good baklava
Do I always accidentally call it balaclava? Yes
Do I always accidentally call it balaclava? Yes
September 20, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Love a good baklava
Do I always accidentally call it balaclava? Yes
Do I always accidentally call it balaclava? Yes