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October 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Does the UK have his chin too?
May 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
N1AE is for sale.
May 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tilting that bottle!
April 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Meanwhile JD Vance was on the "Killing Italy 2025" Tour.
April 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh dear!
Looks like Pete Hegseth is being voted off the island for sin of having uneven side burns.
April 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Midas Touch in reverse.
April 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
JD Vance will be right over!
April 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Please find my chin"
April 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Um... yeah.
April 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Eyeliner? I can't tell.
March 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What a shame!
March 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
March 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Should we hold her to this?
March 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
March 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Then put this up instead.
March 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Or this:
March 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Change Trump's portrait to this:
March 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"In Search Of: Andrew's Chin"
March 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
More fan favorites!
March 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
March 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Another Elmo favorite.
March 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is just a saga now.
March 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Don't make fun of my son, he's just a 54 y/o baby!"
March 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh darn! Elmo gonna be livid.
March 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM