April (they/them)
@aldente.bsky.social
You know, from the place
Actual footage of me
a man sitting on a rock with agony written on the bottom right
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December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Actual footage of me
I chalked it up designated driving as a young person which... isn't totally wrong, I guess
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I chalked it up designated driving as a young person which... isn't totally wrong, I guess
Just over here crying at these petty, cruel bastards being petty, cruel, and bastard-y
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just over here crying at these petty, cruel bastards being petty, cruel, and bastard-y
You'd think wealthy people would be more interested in something that makes them worth more alive than they are dead. Simple math
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You'd think wealthy people would be more interested in something that makes them worth more alive than they are dead. Simple math
Going to any of the NoVA Starbucks strikes this week?
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Going to any of the NoVA Starbucks strikes this week?
"Could I be out of touch about violence?... No, no, it's the humanitarians that are wrong."
a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a city
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December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Could I be out of touch about violence?... No, no, it's the humanitarians that are wrong."
It's nice to know I'm not alone but making dinner twice stings. It tasted so good before catastrophe struck
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It's nice to know I'm not alone but making dinner twice stings. It tasted so good before catastrophe struck
UNT?!?! Unbelievable! (Said with the love of an alum)
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
UNT?!?! Unbelievable! (Said with the love of an alum)