Aldo Hanover
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Aldo Hanover
@aldohanover.bsky.social
In fucking El Salvador.
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Thanks @bsky.app for this timely post on my timeline. Why does this app suck so bad. It is awful. I get the same posts from a day ago, 15 hours ago, 12 hours ago. And see it ad nauseum. Meanwhile that person has 15 fresher posts. Lame.
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Enjoy your first Super Bowl win since 1985. It will be the crowning achievement on a luckbox season.
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Touche.
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you don't want to bet that they WON'T lose in the first round just say so. No need to change the subject to incoherent nonsense.
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yeah because that's going to accomplish a lot.
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Exactly. An awesome win. A horrible loss. And in the end will be meaningless because both winning teams will make playoff exits in the first game they play.
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We had star players out at every key position. Bountygate 2.0 coming with Ben Johnson. Bears are cheap MFers and Howie Long called them out on it.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Decimated? No. Who was out other than two receivers. Gimme a break.
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nah Chester Marcohl was way better. The Majkowski replay game was better. Bears still suck. Classless coach. Bountygate 2.0 forthcoming. Start the investigation of cheap shots with the crown of the helmet.
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You couldn't pay me to listen to this.
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Umm yeah or couldn't field an onside kick. One of the two.
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yeah don't worry about it anymore. We don't need fans like you.
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ben Johnson is classless. So there's that.
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Show grace to those cheap shot artists. Whatever bro.
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lol. Ain't happening.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Once in a blue moon. Yep. That 55% pass completion rate. Whew. You can win when the other team is missing pretty much everyone. First round playoff exit guarantee. Bet me.
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Enjoy it. Just like Seattle enjoyed beating the Rams. In the end, it will be meaningless.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oh and also Evan williams, their best run defending defensive back. But yeah the Bears are really good otherwise.
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
All it took for the Bears to win was for the Packers to lose their starting QB, starting RB, best pass rusher, best tight end and best offensive lineman.

Yeah. The Bears are AWESOME.

First round playoff exit guarantee.

Bet me.
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sure.
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Welker you're a sorry POS propagandist. Piss off.
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Fuck YOU Todd Blanche! Fuck YOU!
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Fuck YOU Tim Kaine! Fuck YOU!
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fuck YOU Brennan. JFC!
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM