felonious chönk
aldristavan.bsky.social
felonious chönk
@aldristavan.bsky.social
i'm a mess. so what.
😆
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
oh no poor kage! i drink less now and, whew, it doesn't take much time at all to become a lightweight again
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Oh but what about the lizard sex, some may add.” is not a sentence I thought I’d ever read. 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
omggggggggg that lamp is S E X Y
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
huge "just the tip" energy
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"It was only in the beginning and only a little" -- and you believe that???
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
no one should take credit for this monstrosity
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
are we back? are we so back?
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
omg that little *mlip*
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
well I guess now is *not* the right time to stop drinking
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I REMEMBER THIS what a time to be alive
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“You listen to your mother now…”
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
the most wholesome dude interaction i've ever seen.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i got the second shot of the vax a few days ago and it *knocked*me*tf*out* but... still way better than getting shingles
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have this theory that everyone, even gay men, love tiddies (source: me, a gay men)
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Crab: why do I smell butter. why are you wearing a bib.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I would love to be this comfy and this cozy just once in my life
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM