Did you know that there’s a tunnel under New York Synagogue?

Has anyone does a study on the correlation between being a dentist and have the shittiest music taste? Every time I get my teeth cleaned my ears be bleeding

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times- one day you dream that you got shot in the leg at a softball diamond, the next you dream you're on a nature hike with David Byrne. Such is life

Oh you're a Donald Trump fan? Name all of his indictments

Just a little insight for my hardcore cinephiles out there: Jack and Jill does not improve on repeat viewings.

if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock

The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! (Taylor's Version)

ITS-A-ME, MR. PLUMBER

Hahahaha (TK Jewelers is a scam)

I've been followed by several animal accounts so I feel an obligation to post pictures of my cats

Toxic Gossip Train (Reprise)- Colleen Ballinger (feat. Andre 3000)

They call me ELO the way I be Mr. Blue Sky