thinking about the two very dumb turkeys that stood in the road and disrupted my drive to work the other day. idk just thinking about them

also. felicity is such a redhead name

my screen time is about to decrease so dramatically i’m half expecting an email from apple being like “it’s been a while since we’ve seen you we miss you” like when you order takeout so frequently the store notices when you don’t order from them

tiktok more like… ick cock

dystopian ass popup from tiktok which is Not Surprising but man. feeling yourself get cut off from the entire world in an instant, the unchanging image on your screen, those initial few seconds where time paused… i became so aware of just how alone i am now. it’s like a breath i can’t release. wild

love a custom keyboard. truly. but hearing ppl talk abt their beautiful creamy thocky keys just makes me feel weird