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Smart Alec
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My mom thinks I’m the most handsomest boy in school. Similes come to me like—well, they just do. ☭ 🏳️‍🌈 LETS GO METS!! ⚾️💙🧡
Chappie, the film that arguably killed Neil Blomkamp’s career as a sought after director in Hollywood by having the members of Die Antwoord as the leads and Hugh Jackman in a stupid bowlcut-mullet
May 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Real “hey y’all New Coke™️ is back to Coke Classic™️!” ahh move
May 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A real “hey y’all New Coke™️ is now Classic Coke™️!” ahh move
May 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A real “Hey y’all New Coke™️ is now Classic Coke™️!” ahh move
May 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ll check it out, thanks for the recommendation!
April 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Didn’t see that but I recognized what they were doing right away. And yet ppl will still complain to keep politics out of SW…
April 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Reposted by Smart Alec
Apparently the El Salvador V.P. told Van Hollen the reason they're still holding Garcia is because the Trump regime is paying them to do so. If this is true, Trump should be arrested and brought up on human trafficking charges immediately.
April 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM