I was kinda hoping ylud get the mr krabs joke when hes asked why he built the second krusty krab since your original post was similar to it

What inspired you to eat another prey?

They were at work at a gas station across the city from where I work, so my question is why not just pack a lunch and eat when you’re not busy? Instead of ordering a sandwich from a restaurant across town from where you work, or ordering from the McDonald’s down the road

Oh that’s just the beginning, I have multiple stories of customers that I’ve delivered to/took orders from, I won’t go through all of them but one complained about a cold sandwich (it was like 80 something degrees outside, of course my ac was on in my car, but the sandwich was in a temp bag, so idkm

I work in pizza making, not on the same level as retail but i deal with annoying customers who order pizzas where you cant see the sauce and ask for extra sauce, only to complain because they cant see the sauce (true story) or insulting me because i walked through the grass. Not fun

I understand the “i dont want to type paragraphs” part, i rp and enjoy being very simplistic

Jokes on you, my name is also something else, so i don’t need to get it from you, i can get it from anywhere