Alejandro
@alejandrom.bsky.social
Self-deportee 🇨🇱 Björk is my copilot.
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Getting to a point where like 90% of my political thoughts are unpublishable. Gonna have to bring in the mind readers to get me, chumps
January 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Getting to a point where like 90% of my political thoughts are unpublishable. Gonna have to bring in the mind readers to get me, chumps
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They should let one state just go full communist. Republicans love smirking about how California is run by “Radical Marxists” so maybe we could convince them to give Wisconsin to the People and see how it goes
January 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
They should let one state just go full communist. Republicans love smirking about how California is run by “Radical Marxists” so maybe we could convince them to give Wisconsin to the People and see how it goes
Been reading about how my generation is set to inherit the wealth of our boomer parents and it turns out my version of that is tillable soil 5,300 miles south of Philly.
January 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Been reading about how my generation is set to inherit the wealth of our boomer parents and it turns out my version of that is tillable soil 5,300 miles south of Philly.
All my hard work grinding at open mics and doing shitty bar shows finally paid off. I inherited land.
January 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
All my hard work grinding at open mics and doing shitty bar shows finally paid off. I inherited land.
things are looking bleak on the other site so I’ve returned to lurk
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
things are looking bleak on the other site so I’ve returned to lurk
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we should really just formalize august as a vacation month for everyone rather than the informal system we have now where half of everyone in every office is out and the other half can't get most of their work done because of the former
August 9, 2023 at 1:16 PM
we should really just formalize august as a vacation month for everyone rather than the informal system we have now where half of everyone in every office is out and the other half can't get most of their work done because of the former
I always wanted to travel for work because I thought it would be a smorgasbord of dick and nightlife in different cities. Then I got a job that sends me to the worst places in America for a week of 6am meetings. Monkey’s Paw shit.
August 9, 2023 at 12:28 AM
I always wanted to travel for work because I thought it would be a smorgasbord of dick and nightlife in different cities. Then I got a job that sends me to the worst places in America for a week of 6am meetings. Monkey’s Paw shit.
Last night some guy stuck his head out of a car window and called me Jeff Bezos. This is the only time I have been mistaken for rich.
July 10, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Last night some guy stuck his head out of a car window and called me Jeff Bezos. This is the only time I have been mistaken for rich.
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I have bravely decided to take an imagined slight extremely personally
July 6, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I have bravely decided to take an imagined slight extremely personally
I’m a Six Flags gay not a Fire Island gay. It’s much cheaper per-ride if you do the math.
July 5, 2023 at 3:06 PM
I’m a Six Flags gay not a Fire Island gay. It’s much cheaper per-ride if you do the math.
floors need cleaned and laundry needs done so I’m rolling up my sleeves and going on a long bike ride
July 3, 2023 at 8:47 PM
floors need cleaned and laundry needs done so I’m rolling up my sleeves and going on a long bike ride
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once again, bluesky is a posting retirement community for elder millennials
July 3, 2023 at 7:43 PM
once again, bluesky is a posting retirement community for elder millennials
wrote one work email today. The recipient’s office is closed until Wednesday. Welp!
July 3, 2023 at 5:45 PM
wrote one work email today. The recipient’s office is closed until Wednesday. Welp!
I just need to know those Marriot bedbugs did their job and followed those awful M4L people home to feast. Bring me news of our bloodsucking comrades 🙏🏻
July 3, 2023 at 3:51 PM
I just need to know those Marriot bedbugs did their job and followed those awful M4L people home to feast. Bring me news of our bloodsucking comrades 🙏🏻
Waiter, there’s a Monday in my Fourth of July weekend, please send it back.
July 3, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Waiter, there’s a Monday in my Fourth of July weekend, please send it back.