One of my oldest friends just pointed out that we and another friend went from passing chaotic notes in the 7th grade to sending each other chaotic messages on Instagram and that’s real friendship tbh.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Sandworms are the scariest kind of movie monster.

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

Given the state of the airport at 5:30 am, I’m skeptical that folks can’t afford eggs and gas.

This has been the longest week of the longest month in the history of months.

Looking on the bright side - my new vapor cup arrived today and is currently charging.

I can’t work under these conditions (cold af, needy ass cat, the state of the country, etc)

Behold, my latest innovation for CMH (cold mouse hand) on this -2 morning - hand warmer inside fingerless glove.