Luke
@aleofatime.com
Food, drink, conspiracies. Te Waipounamu, Aotearoa (but I tweet about Australia too).
Co-founder of @shortjaw.co.nz
Co-founder of @shortjaw.co.nz
This specific hipster joke is 20 years in and still winning fans.
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This specific hipster joke is 20 years in and still winning fans.
Yeah.
(This is not my only or first source. Just the only one currently on the internet)
www.reddit.com/r/straya/s/x...
(This is not my only or first source. Just the only one currently on the internet)
www.reddit.com/r/straya/s/x...
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yeah.
(This is not my only or first source. Just the only one currently on the internet)
www.reddit.com/r/straya/s/x...
(This is not my only or first source. Just the only one currently on the internet)
www.reddit.com/r/straya/s/x...
I know it's ad nauseum at this point but jfc ai search is so bad.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I know it's ad nauseum at this point but jfc ai search is so bad.
Incredible username/comment in the reddit post
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Incredible username/comment in the reddit post
even the website we use to randomise our secret santa has ai now.
If I ever get to the point I need ai to tell me what I would like for christmas, I may as well just walk into the ocean.
If I ever get to the point I need ai to tell me what I would like for christmas, I may as well just walk into the ocean.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
even the website we use to randomise our secret santa has ai now.
If I ever get to the point I need ai to tell me what I would like for christmas, I may as well just walk into the ocean.
If I ever get to the point I need ai to tell me what I would like for christmas, I may as well just walk into the ocean.
Shocked at three-quarters full bars
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Shocked at three-quarters full bars
They absolutely did not get their money's worth from this news Corp jaunt.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
They absolutely did not get their money's worth from this news Corp jaunt.
How I be when it's too cold at Meredith
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
How I be when it's too cold at Meredith
was planning on launching a "cutting gold strawberry's online" business but ai, once again, has it cornered.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
was planning on launching a "cutting gold strawberry's online" business but ai, once again, has it cornered.
Struggling with opposing taste in art work
(posted in /r/marriage)
(posted in /r/marriage)
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Struggling with opposing taste in art work
(posted in /r/marriage)
(posted in /r/marriage)
people on here will write anything. "every major dairy country has a premium cream liqueur that people recognize and reach for". No they don't. That isn't true.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
people on here will write anything. "every major dairy country has a premium cream liqueur that people recognize and reach for". No they don't. That isn't true.
it's actually their parent company called Futureverse, which absorbed a bunch of NFT and metaverse companies
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
it's actually their parent company called Futureverse, which absorbed a bunch of NFT and metaverse companies
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
I found this "simple" infographic that explains it
(such a stupid industry)
Sometimes you're just a small cat, on a big floor.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sometimes you're just a small cat, on a big floor.
This big arrow pointing to Kawatiri Westport says fog, but you can see it's crystal clear skies. I'm currently bathed in sun.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This big arrow pointing to Kawatiri Westport says fog, but you can see it's crystal clear skies. I'm currently bathed in sun.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
You can't keep us down, metservice.
got PR asking me to write about the doutta galla in Melbourne. Which is not unexpected, however I haven't written about melb hospo for five years now.
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
got PR asking me to write about the doutta galla in Melbourne. Which is not unexpected, however I haven't written about melb hospo for five years now.
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
But also, is this how much beer costs in melbs now? I know tins over the bar are a little more $$, but this is outrageous
Good stuff. To me, and my hat.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Good stuff. To me, and my hat.
TV shows shouldn't be allowed to have more than one season a year.
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
TV shows shouldn't be allowed to have more than one season a year.
the only electro swing content I accept:
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the only electro swing content I accept:
Satisfying enough for me to almost sneak in and get Emma's phone from her bedside and clean hers, too.
But...
But...
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Satisfying enough for me to almost sneak in and get Emma's phone from her bedside and clean hers, too.
But...
But...
Mfw I'm enjoying the couch
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Mfw I'm enjoying the couch