Anthony Babington
@alephbaker.bsky.social
Voice actor, narrator, I.T. creature, and that unsettling feeling when you look down the stairs into a dark basement.
I wonder if this is how Neil Peart got his start...
#tinydrummer #inthirteenyearstheywillstartatributebandcalledHURRY #youdidntseriouslythinkthehashtagjokewasdeaddidyou #ihavethreehundredcharacterstouseanddammitiwilluseallthreehundred #thatlastoneisapparentlyhowlongablueskyhashtagcanbe #octothorpe
#tinydrummer #inthirteenyearstheywillstartatributebandcalledHURRY #youdidntseriouslythinkthehashtagjokewasdeaddidyou #ihavethreehundredcharacterstouseanddammitiwilluseallthreehundred #thatlastoneisapparentlyhowlongablueskyhashtagcanbe #octothorpe
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Never before have I wished so hard for a large scale strategic nuclear strike on a nation's capitol as I did today. Sadly, I'm too much of a pessimist to believe this situation is recoverable. I now regret having children, because of the shitshow they're going to grow up in.
January 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Never before have I wished so hard for a large scale strategic nuclear strike on a nation's capitol as I did today. Sadly, I'm too much of a pessimist to believe this situation is recoverable. I now regret having children, because of the shitshow they're going to grow up in.
Disregard this post, just me hating on myself.
The worst part of my complete inability to understand algebra at any level is that I really want to learn to code, but my brain is actually incapable of processing information in the ways necessary to understand code and write it. And it pisses me off
The worst part of my complete inability to understand algebra at any level is that I really want to learn to code, but my brain is actually incapable of processing information in the ways necessary to understand code and write it. And it pisses me off
January 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Disregard this post, just me hating on myself.
The worst part of my complete inability to understand algebra at any level is that I really want to learn to code, but my brain is actually incapable of processing information in the ways necessary to understand code and write it. And it pisses me off
The worst part of my complete inability to understand algebra at any level is that I really want to learn to code, but my brain is actually incapable of processing information in the ways necessary to understand code and write it. And it pisses me off
I know adult medicine tastes bad so that kids won't want it, and thus hopefully won't overdose on it... But do they have to taste THAT BAD?!
December 12, 2024 at 1:08 PM
I know adult medicine tastes bad so that kids won't want it, and thus hopefully won't overdose on it... But do they have to taste THAT BAD?!
Y'know, after Election Day, the idea of a military coup suddenly seems almost sensible. Then I remember the political leanings of most of the service members and former service members I've met. #helloFBIihavebeenexpectingyourcall #thingsthatputyouonwatchlists #noroomformytraditionalhashtagjokehere
November 18, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Y'know, after Election Day, the idea of a military coup suddenly seems almost sensible. Then I remember the political leanings of most of the service members and former service members I've met. #helloFBIihavebeenexpectingyourcall #thingsthatputyouonwatchlists #noroomformytraditionalhashtagjokehere
Anywhere in Europe looking for a mid-level IT guy, an early childhood educator, and some kids? I promise we can learn the language. #donewiththiscountry
November 13, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Anywhere in Europe looking for a mid-level IT guy, an early childhood educator, and some kids? I promise we can learn the language. #donewiththiscountry
When you move into a new place, consider where you unpack your books, don't just throw them on the shelf to get rid of boxes. #moving #books #bookshelf #inappropriatereadingmaterial #idontmeanthed&dbooksthosearefine #thestupidhashtagjokeriseszombielikefromitslongslumber #blueskywontallowhugehashtags
April 6, 2024 at 11:59 AM
When you move into a new place, consider where you unpack your books, don't just throw them on the shelf to get rid of boxes. #moving #books #bookshelf #inappropriatereadingmaterial #idontmeanthed&dbooksthosearefine #thestupidhashtagjokeriseszombielikefromitslongslumber #blueskywontallowhugehashtags
Nerd Level Unlock: listen to "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" and then try to determine the start point in google earth. assuming a constant speed for 3 days, with 15min stops for fuel every 6 hours. 35mph is between Juneau and Anchorage; 55mph is Edinburgh, Scotland or Trujillo, Peru
March 3, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Nerd Level Unlock: listen to "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" and then try to determine the start point in google earth. assuming a constant speed for 3 days, with 15min stops for fuel every 6 hours. 35mph is between Juneau and Anchorage; 55mph is Edinburgh, Scotland or Trujillo, Peru
Thinking about the tech billionaires and their prepper-fantasy luxo-bunkers, and I just want to stockpile supplies near each one. Those supplies being: 1) welding torches, 2) fire hoses, and 3) CDs of "The Rains of Castamere". Please note: yes, I'm a bad person.
December 27, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Thinking about the tech billionaires and their prepper-fantasy luxo-bunkers, and I just want to stockpile supplies near each one. Those supplies being: 1) welding torches, 2) fire hoses, and 3) CDs of "The Rains of Castamere". Please note: yes, I'm a bad person.
Nerdiest thought I've had in a while: question: how did Dumbledore know that bean was earwax flavored? Answer: the beans magically encode metadata that delivers the identity of the flavor to your brain a moment after you taste it. #nowyouknow #andknowingisameaningfulpercentageofthebattle
December 18, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Nerdiest thought I've had in a while: question: how did Dumbledore know that bean was earwax flavored? Answer: the beans magically encode metadata that delivers the identity of the flavor to your brain a moment after you taste it. #nowyouknow #andknowingisameaningfulpercentageofthebattle