Honestly, the real mystery isn’t why Tucker Carlson keeps doing these deranged Putin fanboy interviews. It’s whether he’s paid in rubles or just terrified of whatever kompromat they’ve got on him. Either way, 10/10 loyalty, comrade. 🇷🇺👏 #Patriot

In 1871, humans brought five cows to remote Amsterdam Island in the Indian Ocean. For over a century, cows ruled, growing to 2,000 by 1988, while humans numbered fewer than 20. In 2010, humans killed them all, claiming to protect the ecosystem. Thus ended the first bovine nation. Never trust humans.

Thrilled to see that Netflix is back to dubbing all its new releases in Russian despite the sanctions—turns out watching movies in Russian isn’t a crime after all. A giant leap for Western hypocrites!

@scinquisitor.bsky.social hi there, may the immortality be with you!

Perhaps it’s just the way my recommendation algorithms work, but it feels like BlueSky is the flipside of a MAGA chatroom.

Hey there, liberals! Greetings from the safety zone! They can’t get to us here!