Where were you when I was in college? Probably not even a glimmer in your daddy's eye.

Good luck. Binding is my least favorite part.

"I'm going to give you the name & personal cell phone of my child's sperm donor. Tell him i told you to call and he'll handle what you need free of charge." And that is how we utilized pro bono high profile private advocates to keep this teen w a public defender out of the juvenile justice system.

So very sorry for your loss. She looks like she was quite the sassy queen. Curious - Did she have a favorite language that she responded to for "cheese"?

Genuine question, which period of angry women singers ate you referring to?

And now we need to know how you made amends to Missy.

I can't seem to DM you. I'm guessing because you dont follow me. I would love to get some figs next week, if possible, for myself and to share in my community fridge.