@alessandrine.bsky.social
Weirdo, runner, photographer.
This is where I shout into the void.
This is where I shout into the void.
I have a totally not unhinged number of goals for the year.
36
36
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I have a totally not unhinged number of goals for the year.
36
36
Well, it's after midnight somewhere, so I'm to bed
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Well, it's after midnight somewhere, so I'm to bed
My boss calls today "men's day" at work. Expecting a day of last minute Christmas shopping with lots of gift certificates and paid gift wrapping.
December 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My boss calls today "men's day" at work. Expecting a day of last minute Christmas shopping with lots of gift certificates and paid gift wrapping.
Seeing a chatgpt ad suggesting it be used for cooking advice feels bleak.
Language prediction models can be wrong, and food is pretty fucking vital.
Language prediction models can be wrong, and food is pretty fucking vital.
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Seeing a chatgpt ad suggesting it be used for cooking advice feels bleak.
Language prediction models can be wrong, and food is pretty fucking vital.
Language prediction models can be wrong, and food is pretty fucking vital.
Wishing a Merry Christmas Adam to all those who celebrate!
#happyholidays
#happyholidays
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wishing a Merry Christmas Adam to all those who celebrate!
#happyholidays
#happyholidays
Happy solstice!
More daylight is going to do my brain so much good.
More daylight is going to do my brain so much good.
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy solstice!
More daylight is going to do my brain so much good.
More daylight is going to do my brain so much good.
Apropos of nothing, figured out why I really dislike the dancing in the newish Taylor Swift music video.
It looks like they can't hear the music, because they can't hear the music.
#musicsky
It looks like they can't hear the music, because they can't hear the music.
#musicsky
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Apropos of nothing, figured out why I really dislike the dancing in the newish Taylor Swift music video.
It looks like they can't hear the music, because they can't hear the music.
#musicsky
It looks like they can't hear the music, because they can't hear the music.
#musicsky
My least favourite animal is Usain tourists being confused about why almost nowhere here takes U.S. dollars.
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My least favourite animal is Usain tourists being confused about why almost nowhere here takes U.S. dollars.
@edmontonpolice.bsky.social
Isn't it illegal to drive with an obstructed plate?
Isn't it illegal to drive with an obstructed plate?
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@edmontonpolice.bsky.social
Isn't it illegal to drive with an obstructed plate?
Isn't it illegal to drive with an obstructed plate?
Yesterday I went for a nice comfortable hour+ run outside.
Still too cold for Purolator, apparently.
Still too cold for Purolator, apparently.
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yesterday I went for a nice comfortable hour+ run outside.
Still too cold for Purolator, apparently.
Still too cold for Purolator, apparently.
Read Lucky Day by @chucktingle.bsky.social in basically one sitting.
It's so fucking good. Grief and hope and what it's like to keep moving after something life-altering happens.
It's so fucking good. Grief and hope and what it's like to keep moving after something life-altering happens.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Read Lucky Day by @chucktingle.bsky.social in basically one sitting.
It's so fucking good. Grief and hope and what it's like to keep moving after something life-altering happens.
It's so fucking good. Grief and hope and what it's like to keep moving after something life-altering happens.
Soaking in a soup of dead skin cells and glitter
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Soaking in a soup of dead skin cells and glitter
Love getting home to all six animals having urgent needs /s
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Love getting home to all six animals having urgent needs /s
Well, I like this milestone :)
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Well, I like this milestone :)
My phone has a new "feature" where it guesses whether or not I slept last night based on if it was charged or not.
0/5.
0/5.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My phone has a new "feature" where it guesses whether or not I slept last night based on if it was charged or not.
0/5.
0/5.
The orange cat eats (artificial) Christmas tree now.
She's near enough to the end of her life that she can eat plastic if she wants, but guh.
She's near enough to the end of her life that she can eat plastic if she wants, but guh.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The orange cat eats (artificial) Christmas tree now.
She's near enough to the end of her life that she can eat plastic if she wants, but guh.
She's near enough to the end of her life that she can eat plastic if she wants, but guh.
I love when the roommate gets home seemingly unaware of the amount of blood on her clothes.
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I love when the roommate gets home seemingly unaware of the amount of blood on her clothes.
I have so many questions about why retail wholesalers let their websites fall behind.
Like, you have one job.
Like, you have one job.
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I have so many questions about why retail wholesalers let their websites fall behind.
Like, you have one job.
Like, you have one job.
Getting condescending emails from people who are solely paid to do tech support is my favourite part of my workday
October 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Getting condescending emails from people who are solely paid to do tech support is my favourite part of my workday
Having one of those days where if I don't take enough rest, my body just schedules it for me.
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Having one of those days where if I don't take enough rest, my body just schedules it for me.
The kitteh requests pie, a photo series in three parts
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The kitteh requests pie, a photo series in three parts
Feels like I'm living in a shitty YA dystopia.
Just caught a transit to the community commerce center where there's a better air filter than at home.
Just caught a transit to the community commerce center where there's a better air filter than at home.
October 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Feels like I'm living in a shitty YA dystopia.
Just caught a transit to the community commerce center where there's a better air filter than at home.
Just caught a transit to the community commerce center where there's a better air filter than at home.
Apparently Alberta has two seasons, winter and smoke.
October 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Apparently Alberta has two seasons, winter and smoke.
Being on hold with via rail and having the hold music cut out to tell me I can book online or use the chat when the chat is currently down and my credit from the nightmare trip last year is exactly how I wanted to spend my morning.
September 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Being on hold with via rail and having the hold music cut out to tell me I can book online or use the chat when the chat is currently down and my credit from the nightmare trip last year is exactly how I wanted to spend my morning.