This is why your marriage is failing Alan.

?!?!

I'm gonna say something that needs to be said, Wake needs to take a shower he smells like a homeless person.

One time I got really so high with Tom Holland, we started doing Uncharted roleplay in gmod server.
Other time I was talking to my old plush teddy bear for hours doing Seth MacFarlane impression.

When I first learnt that I was a fictional character my immediate reaction was to shoot Sam Lake for killing my wife.

Alan taught me Floss and this default dance thing.
That's very nice and all but it won't bring my wife back.

I just shot Cucumber Rick, biggest splat i ever seen.

He has a red lightsaber!

I genuinely have no idea if any piece of media ends up here or Wake thought it would be funny to bring Jar Jar Binks in the darkness.

Some people asked me if meeting my creator Alan Wake gave me existential crisis.
No
I always had it.

Yes i technically live in South Park Imaginationland.

Alan got out of the darkness btw, he asked Fry Futurama for help.