Alex
@alexalex.bsky.social
I can pick most locks with a credit card
NYC
NYC
With just as much spitting?
February 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
With just as much spitting?
Okay but whom are you to tell me what to do??
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Okay but whom are you to tell me what to do??
Religious even. Screw those dry church wafers.
December 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Religious even. Screw those dry church wafers.
It’s not Christmas until you’re hanging out in the big house
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s not Christmas until you’re hanging out in the big house
That just seems like a way to deflect the attention from Michael Peterson.
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
That just seems like a way to deflect the attention from Michael Peterson.
Okay but then who is going to smuggle these drugs across the border for me?
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Okay but then who is going to smuggle these drugs across the border for me?
Mostly hockey butts tbh
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Mostly hockey butts tbh
Did he praise Jackie Brown?
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Did he praise Jackie Brown?