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Alexander
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Beautiful monster. Level 32.
Just here to follow people.
Be less poor
January 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Frotting
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Chapter 2: “Can’t hold it”
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That’s the spirit!
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Must be something good on his phone… or super duper boredom boner.
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What’s the best way to contact you for this?
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I need a [wo]man like this in my life
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I need that shirt
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Key things I like is that it was very caring and loving, and the admittance that he doesn’t think he can hold it. I feel like in a lot of situations someone wouldn’t admit they couldn’t hold it, but his friend is so good and nice that he trusts him to help out and not make fun.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Those two dogs who went out for tea and had to make a pee stop on the way home. More of them. More “can’t hold it” but very cute like that.
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ez in, ex out. Make the wall of the bar under the counter a have a running waterfall.

Also the bartenders are bottomless, too.
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
What’s he tapping that requires that sort of face?
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I love how silly this situation is
September 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Vaporeon. Not like that. Water dog is cool, great defense and HP. Best friend to cool down on a warm summer day.
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Be the best you! You can do it!
March 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What’s your preferred D&D class? Favorite spell/weapon/item for that class?
February 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM