Alexander Marks
@alexandermarks.bsky.social
Law / Politics / Public Education
The only sell out the Melania movie generated
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The only sell out the Melania movie generated
I’m just a bill, And I started my life on Nanshan Hill...
...And then I’m headed to Capitol Hill to bypass Congress and be signed by the president.
...And then I’m headed to Capitol Hill to bypass Congress and be signed by the president.
January 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I’m just a bill, And I started my life on Nanshan Hill...
...And then I’m headed to Capitol Hill to bypass Congress and be signed by the president.
...And then I’m headed to Capitol Hill to bypass Congress and be signed by the president.
Be careful out there. Someone just broke into my car. They didn’t steal anything but they left four tickets for the Melania movie.
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Be careful out there. Someone just broke into my car. They didn’t steal anything but they left four tickets for the Melania movie.
Silly protesters. You’re only supposed to wave guns and support the 2nd Amendment if there’s a potential RNC speaking slot available!
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Silly protesters. You’re only supposed to wave guns and support the 2nd Amendment if there’s a potential RNC speaking slot available!
Greg Bovino Will Not Return In Avengers: Doomsday
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Greg Bovino Will Not Return In Avengers: Doomsday
showing Bovino his new office
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
showing Bovino his new office
Statement from Governor Joe Lombardo about the events in Minnesota:
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Statement from Governor Joe Lombardo about the events in Minnesota:
While also preserving the age old trend of having a baby to save a marriage.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
While also preserving the age old trend of having a baby to save a marriage.
That’s a lot of hand shakes!
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
That’s a lot of hand shakes!
Dude looks like something RFK Jr. would dump in Central Park.
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Dude looks like something RFK Jr. would dump in Central Park.
<whistle> He's doing the D2: The Mighty Ducks "Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!" quote
January 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
<whistle> He's doing the D2: The Mighty Ducks "Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!" quote
conceived during their role playing night, I reckon.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
conceived during their role playing night, I reckon.
Nope, just checked.
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Nope, just checked.
Being a conservative must be an exhausting way to live. No wonder all the young republicans look like they're in their 60s.
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Being a conservative must be an exhausting way to live. No wonder all the young republicans look like they're in their 60s.
republicans this week
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
republicans this week
Turns out Hollywood 2.0 was possible without bankrupting the state of Nevada.
According to one of its biggest proponents, they might even break ground without any tax incentives. Looks like they didn’t need $1.65B in public money after all.
Maybe Hollywood will make a movie about that! #NVLeg
According to one of its biggest proponents, they might even break ground without any tax incentives. Looks like they didn’t need $1.65B in public money after all.
Maybe Hollywood will make a movie about that! #NVLeg
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Turns out Hollywood 2.0 was possible without bankrupting the state of Nevada.
According to one of its biggest proponents, they might even break ground without any tax incentives. Looks like they didn’t need $1.65B in public money after all.
Maybe Hollywood will make a movie about that! #NVLeg
According to one of its biggest proponents, they might even break ground without any tax incentives. Looks like they didn’t need $1.65B in public money after all.
Maybe Hollywood will make a movie about that! #NVLeg
trump convincing himself
January 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
trump convincing himself
Me when I won 6 NBA titles with the Chicago Bulls
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Me when I won 6 NBA titles with the Chicago Bulls
wait until she hears about this lunatic
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
wait until she hears about this lunatic