Alex Armstrong
alexarmstr.bsky.social
Alex Armstrong
@alexarmstr.bsky.social
Reposted by Alex Armstrong
Autocorrect is like your friend doing their best to understand what you’re saying while bombed out of their mind.
August 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nobody cares about President McKinley.

I haven't thought about this guy for more than 2 minutes in my entire life, and this is coming from a guy whose middle name is McKinley.

What a bizarre president to be obsessed with.

Very strange!
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Alex Armstrong
ELON AND TRUMP JUST FUCKED OUR WEATHER FORECASTS
March 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Do you want me to tell you how many trains I have to take to travel from anywhere south of Boston to Portland, ME?

Go ahead, make me do it.
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I'm tinkering with some of my social media accounts, but it's nothing wholesale.

Not switching accounts or anything like that.
March 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Offside called on a player who was about 2 yards onside. And no card for that BIG shove on Lindsey Heaps?
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Lindsey Heaps has such steeze on the ball as she nutmegs player after player like a dang loony toon. Defender looked like she just saw a ghost
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM