@alexawful.bsky.social
Fuck yeah! But also, this morning, I got this “suggested post” (on a more terrible site) and the language you used reminded me so much of this post I just saw the first time this morning that I had to look it back up.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Fuck yeah! But also, this morning, I got this “suggested post” (on a more terrible site) and the language you used reminded me so much of this post I just saw the first time this morning that I had to look it back up.
*clinking an empty coffee mug* Spare Winter weather?
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
*clinking an empty coffee mug* Spare Winter weather?
Reminds me of ~~beautiful Paris~~
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reminds me of ~~beautiful Paris~~
Call these genocidal racist fucks what they are—Nazis—and they’ll cry and block you and you can move on with your day.
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Call these genocidal racist fucks what they are—Nazis—and they’ll cry and block you and you can move on with your day.
This happened to my couch leg recently. I’ve decided to become a carpenter in order to fix it so I don’t have to sell an organ for a new butt spot.
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This happened to my couch leg recently. I’ve decided to become a carpenter in order to fix it so I don’t have to sell an organ for a new butt spot.
I’m moving and tomorrow prospective renters are being shown my place so I left my @theonion.com newspaper out on my front desk for wandering eyes to see.
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m moving and tomorrow prospective renters are being shown my place so I left my @theonion.com newspaper out on my front desk for wandering eyes to see.
The great state of Utah will show you better hospitality, surely!
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The great state of Utah will show you better hospitality, surely!
You know this room be smelling like literal human excrement
July 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You know this room be smelling like literal human excrement
There weren’t any signs… ok, maybe some signs.
June 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There weren’t any signs… ok, maybe some signs.
Here’s the response now when I asked the (similar) question! Heat has broken AI!
April 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Here’s the response now when I asked the (similar) question! Heat has broken AI!
3 staples to the head
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 AM
3 staples to the head
3 staples to the head
November 27, 2024 at 4:45 AM
3 staples to the head