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Alex Falcone
@alexfalcone.bsky.social
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 47m
Are Bass Pro Shops a scam?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 19h
A free idea for a creepy Halloween costume.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 22h
One of the most satisfying feelings is assembling a piece of furniture. Followed closely by the feeling of assembling it a second time after you realize you put one of the panels in upside down and have to take it all apart and start over.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 2d
A newly released study shows yet another thing we can do to mice that they don't like.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 3d
*holding up a shirt* this is massive, this would cover my body 10 times over, I can't believe how huge this is.

*puts the shirt on* it's a little snug
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 3d
Hotel desk has this under it, a sharp piece of wood, right in the middle, at exactly shin height. I hope whoever designed it drowns in their own piss.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 5d
Love hanging out at airports, just me and a bunch of strangers sitting around holding bags of our underwear.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 5d
It's fun that each finger has a little symbolic job: cool/not cool, that thing there, your driving is poor, I'm not available for dates, and (while drinking tea) I'm so fancy.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 9d
Two things everybody’s missing about the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10d
Dumbest take about Riyadh Comedy is "everybody has a price." If the money is too good, that's scary as hell! If you find $20 on the street that rules. If you find $20k in a paper bag, you didn't see shit. If somebody offers 20% above your rate, awesome. If they offer 20x your rate YOU ARE IN DANGER.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 11d
It's not? It just links to my archive page so I don't have to change it every week (cause I kept messing it up) but you can go directly here: alexfalcone.ninja/puzzles/
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 11d
Nobody's like "huh a rare miss for Pete Davidson"
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 11d
The lineup to the Riyadh Comedy Festival is funny because it's like I'm super disappointed in... one or two of you. But the rest make perfect sense.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 13d
How crime bags work.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 14d
the physics of light things flying the same direction in the wind?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 14d
How many non-pressurized balloons have you watched get hit by a missile? What's the sample size here?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 14d
Call me old fashioned but when I die I want to be buried in a pyramid surrounded by my material wealth
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 15d
Are credit scores a scam?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 16d
That new alien video is terrifying.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 16d
Disney watching subscriber numbers crater: uh, takesies backsies?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 16d
if the canary is so good why don't they make the whole mine out of canaries?
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 17d
It always confused me when people in movies give each other illegal stuff in briefcases and fancy leather carry-ons. You just gave that nice bag to a criminal! Turns out, in real life, they just use paper take-out bags which makes way more sense though it could make your cash smell like falafel.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18d
I am begging website designers to let me stay logged in
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 18d
The congress alien video is so funny either

a) we shot a mylar balloon with a $200k hellfire missile

OR

b) our military thought they'd made contact with beings from another planet and the only way they could think to say hello was by shooting them

either way we do not seem like the good guys
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 19d
Was genuinely about to start the new season of Only Murders in the Building tonight but oh well.
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