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Alex Gelhar
@alexgelhar.bsky.social
Public Defender. Formerly NFL/NFL Fantasy analyst. Tweets are not legal advice but this is: don’t talk to the cops.
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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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I’ll just post this. James Baldwin said it best.

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January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Featuring the radio call of the year so far
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Time with lead, 2.5 Packers-Bears games in 2025:

Packers: 5,658 seconds

Bears: 296 (just the Packers' first offensive drive this game)

19:1 domination
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Davante Adams has a legitimate chance to finish his career top-5 all-time in receiving touchdowns. Pretty positive this isn’t counting his 2 from today.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I decided this year I wanted to try to listen to one new (in 2024) album each week. A fun exercise I plan to do again next year. Here’s the full list of what I listened to:
December 31, 2024 at 3:47 PM