@alexisloves182.bsky.social
Mother, wife, seller of drugs, and slave to comedy clubs. Los Angeles native 🇲🇽American expat in NZ 🇺🇸🇳🇿BLM ✊🏽✊🏿 Free 🇵🇸
After living in Delhi for 2 years my spice level is high. So when it comes to jalapeños I can eat a lot. I’m now realizing I can’t do that in my old age 😳
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
After living in Delhi for 2 years my spice level is high. So when it comes to jalapeños I can eat a lot. I’m now realizing I can’t do that in my old age 😳
Probably told my partner a few times to put his dirty clothes in the laundry basket. The basket is made of cloth so it falls over if you just throw clothes on top of it, thus clothes are on the floor. I’m not washing these clothes until they’re picked up by him. This started a week ago.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Probably told my partner a few times to put his dirty clothes in the laundry basket. The basket is made of cloth so it falls over if you just throw clothes on top of it, thus clothes are on the floor. I’m not washing these clothes until they’re picked up by him. This started a week ago.
I used to love kimchi. I love a lot of Korean food, but as time goes on I’m realizing I don’t like kimchi. I’d rather have other banchan. What’s wrong with me!? Why don’t I like kimchi anymore?
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I used to love kimchi. I love a lot of Korean food, but as time goes on I’m realizing I don’t like kimchi. I’d rather have other banchan. What’s wrong with me!? Why don’t I like kimchi anymore?
Is it weird that I’m very attracted to the shark bytes guy on YouTube when he’s doing his drunk shark science series? Something about watching a drunk nerd talk about his passion does it for me. 🤷🏽♀️
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Is it weird that I’m very attracted to the shark bytes guy on YouTube when he’s doing his drunk shark science series? Something about watching a drunk nerd talk about his passion does it for me. 🤷🏽♀️
I decided to have a tall can and take a bus ride to a coffee shop. It’s my day off. Don’t judge. Anyway, there’s no bathroom at this coffee shop. 🫠 they want me to walk to a bus stop bathroom. 😳
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I decided to have a tall can and take a bus ride to a coffee shop. It’s my day off. Don’t judge. Anyway, there’s no bathroom at this coffee shop. 🫠 they want me to walk to a bus stop bathroom. 😳
I can’t sleep. It’s Matty’s first day back at a school that doesn’t want him there.
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I can’t sleep. It’s Matty’s first day back at a school that doesn’t want him there.
I’m finally at the point in my life where I don’t care anymore. I thought it would take longer but I guess everything is a dumpster fire and that shit ain’t worth my mental health.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I’m finally at the point in my life where I don’t care anymore. I thought it would take longer but I guess everything is a dumpster fire and that shit ain’t worth my mental health.
Rewatching The Simple Life and Nicole was the best thing about the show and the show did her dirty.
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Rewatching The Simple Life and Nicole was the best thing about the show and the show did her dirty.
I’m sorry, but the comedy scene in Wellington sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m sorry, but the comedy scene in Wellington sucks.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yesterday I felt like a hack, today, not so much. I wrote 3 punch lines.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Yesterday I felt like a hack, today, not so much. I wrote 3 punch lines.
I must be getting a lot of pity laughs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I must be getting a lot of pity laughs.
I feel like a hack. I write and memorize my jokes in my head. I don’t write them down. As I’m typing them out, I absolutely hate myself. Misery needs company.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I feel like a hack. I write and memorize my jokes in my head. I don’t write them down. As I’m typing them out, I absolutely hate myself. Misery needs company.
I hate myself and I want to move back home.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I hate myself and I want to move back home.
Open mic at circus bar tomorrow
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Open mic at circus bar tomorrow
I colored my hair yesterday and now it raining. I hope I don’t star dripping pink.
October 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I colored my hair yesterday and now it raining. I hope I don’t star dripping pink.
My coworkers wanted to hear a joke I was working on. I had to say fuck to get the point across. I said my joke, they all laughed, and then I walked over to continue my work and noticed a customer was sitting in my blind spot the whole time! I apologized and he said, “no, that was amazing.” 😅
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My coworkers wanted to hear a joke I was working on. I had to say fuck to get the point across. I said my joke, they all laughed, and then I walked over to continue my work and noticed a customer was sitting in my blind spot the whole time! I apologized and he said, “no, that was amazing.” 😅
2 different anxiety meds that make me sleepy and 10mg of melatonin. Why am I wide awake at 6am? I wanted 10 hours of sleep!
August 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
2 different anxiety meds that make me sleepy and 10mg of melatonin. Why am I wide awake at 6am? I wanted 10 hours of sleep!
I can’t sleep.
August 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I can’t sleep.
So my open mic in New Delhi was called “Too Cool for British Rule” I got an open mic in Wellington now. Should it also be called too cool for British rule????
August 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
So my open mic in New Delhi was called “Too Cool for British Rule” I got an open mic in Wellington now. Should it also be called too cool for British rule????
I need help. Kids 6 and over have to be in school for 4 hours. So tell me why this principal is only allowing my child to attend for 1 hour? Why is he using every opportunity to keep him out of school.
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I need help. Kids 6 and over have to be in school for 4 hours. So tell me why this principal is only allowing my child to attend for 1 hour? Why is he using every opportunity to keep him out of school.
How does one fix their anxiety without taking lorazepam? It makes me sleepy. But I can’t eat, I can’t sit still, and I’m always clenched. I have to remind myself to relax.
August 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
How does one fix their anxiety without taking lorazepam? It makes me sleepy. But I can’t eat, I can’t sit still, and I’m always clenched. I have to remind myself to relax.
How much expired melatonin can I take?
August 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
How much expired melatonin can I take?
The only thing keeping me sane is watching kitchen nightmares on YouTube. But only the parts where he eats the food and just shits all over it. Then I move on to the next episode.
August 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The only thing keeping me sane is watching kitchen nightmares on YouTube. But only the parts where he eats the food and just shits all over it. Then I move on to the next episode.