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alexis
@alexismenard.bsky.social
she/her • twenty-seven • swfl

🩵a pisces girlie with a soft heart
💗happily soon-to-be married
💜an overly anxious dog mom
my fellow bluesky babes, i have a tummy ache again. 😭
February 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I went a trip to Cutie Pie Island and everyone there knew you!! 😇🌼🎀💝
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I got this adorable Strawberry Shortcake ramen bowl at 5 Below and I am obsessed with it 😍
February 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It has to be DEI, right? That’s the reason you didn’t get that promotion!! It OBVIOUSLY couldn’t be that a person of color or a woman was simply more qualified than you, right? Who could possibly be more qualified than White Guy™️. Justice for straight white men!! /s 🙄🙄🙄
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
people that actually think elon is gonna cut us all a check
February 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
can i just say something real quick?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“what are you gonna do, cry about it” like duh I’m literally a pisces ofc i am????
February 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
sorry i can’t hang out tonight, i have to remember something seemingly insignificant that actually fucked me up mentally and feel weird about it for several hours
February 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
one minute you’re young and carefree and fun and then all of the sudden you find yourself doing some serious research into the best model of steam mop for your hardwood floors. life comes at ya fast, I’ll tell ya what
February 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
target going against dei when 90% of their customers are the girls, the theys, and the gays is crazy work
February 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have unreasonably wide feet so I bought xxwide shoes that are literally comically wide and look absolutely insane but they fit me perfectly and are so comfortable so I actually dgaf. Walking around like fuckin’ Ronald McDonald and I’m Lovin’ It™️
I fear I’m at the age where I’m putting function over fashion
February 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I fear I’m at the age where I’m putting function over fashion
February 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Aldi has the best hummus fyi
February 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@ whoever unfollowed me, “I didn’t want your little bitch ass anyway 🙂‍↔️ Yeah, I’m a BUSY WOMAN” 💃🏼🪩💅🏻💋

(pls know this is a joke and i don’t actually care, i’m feeling so unserious today 🤭)
February 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Tate McRae ATE IT UP on Sports Car. Period. 🤩
February 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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this dress looks so good on her
February 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Sabrinaaaaaaaa stunning!! 😍
February 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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She mothered so hard here 😌😌😌
February 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
accidentally stepped on my dog’s lil paw and i’m not okay about it 😭
February 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
god please grant me body crazy curvy wavy big titties little waist amen
February 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
happy belated Valentine’s Day! I wanted to share this beautiful bouquet of roses that my fiancé surprised me with from the local florist 💗
February 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sabrina Carpenter never misses and that’s a FACT 🩵💅
February 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM