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Alex Jordan
@alexjordan.bsky.social
Making my rounds.
"If people are sending me work on Christmas Eve it doesn't deserve to be done."
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Never thought I'd have a folder on my work computer (or any computer, really) labeled "Boss Bae".
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Arguing with another computer over vast distances.
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ascendancy
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just learned that "alpinists" is a word. Neat.
October 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Can we stop doing this? This is insanity.
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I've got a bunch of new stuff to get through, but I think I'm going to watch a Bond movie this weekend.
September 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Three words every lady wants to hear:
"Run Unix Command"
September 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
THIS IS NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
August 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sometimes, it's a kind of tired that sleep doesn't take care of.
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'd like to say that I have no more ire left to offer.

That'll never be true.

Fight these idiots.
August 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Vibe differentiation"
July 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"This used to be the time of year I gave a damn."
June 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Yes.
June 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You know, owls are really neat creatures.
June 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Subject to thermal runaway."
May 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I did not have an American pope on my 2025 bingo card.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We've got smoke!
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He was a pretty neat guy.
April 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Someone accused me of being intelligent once when I was younger, and I took it to heart.

It's been problamatic ever since.
April 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Literally arguing with a computer.

…it may be time.
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I do love a Guy Ritchie picture.
YouTube
youtu.be
April 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've spent the last two days literally arguing with computers.

Not the future any of us dreamed of.

I'm going home and going to bed.
April 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM