AlexKettle
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I mean, TS Eliot was a banker. Would he have gotten hired by this guy?
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I mean, TS Eliot was a banker. Would he have gotten hired by this guy?
The weird "assassin with dementia"sub genre needs to die.
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The weird "assassin with dementia"sub genre needs to die.
Hey Mr. King: I've been reading you since I was 11. You are one of our great American writers. Please get off the racist, right-wing propaganda site that used to be Twitter. There's no reason to continue to be on there, for anyone.
January 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hey Mr. King: I've been reading you since I was 11. You are one of our great American writers. Please get off the racist, right-wing propaganda site that used to be Twitter. There's no reason to continue to be on there, for anyone.
Kudos to your father for the boxing match with a kangaroo at Madison Square Garden that one time.
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Kudos to your father for the boxing match with a kangaroo at Madison Square Garden that one time.
Hope you go to prison, you Nazi C-word.
January 24, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hope you go to prison, you Nazi C-word.
Recalling Susan Orleans on Twitter some years ago getting drunk and making glorious posts. You could do that! You know, since the two of you are exactly alike.
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Recalling Susan Orleans on Twitter some years ago getting drunk and making glorious posts. You could do that! You know, since the two of you are exactly alike.
Not three to go. The United States won't end if we follow the example of people in other countries and have mass peaceful protests until he resigns or is removed from office. It is the 250th anniversary of the American Revolution. We are, sometimes, a stupidly conservative country.
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Not three to go. The United States won't end if we follow the example of people in other countries and have mass peaceful protests until he resigns or is removed from office. It is the 250th anniversary of the American Revolution. We are, sometimes, a stupidly conservative country.
This isn't horrific to the tens of millions of Americans who don't know it happened. Which is our main problem of getting rid of this regime.
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This isn't horrific to the tens of millions of Americans who don't know it happened. Which is our main problem of getting rid of this regime.
You skip school too much to go see movies. 😉
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
You skip school too much to go see movies. 😉
You would think a judge (much less a SC judge) would understand basic empathy of treating others how you would like to be treated, and there but for the grace of God go I, AND, hey, our decisions can cause real harm to real people. But apparently that's too hard a concept for these legal geniuses.
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
You would think a judge (much less a SC judge) would understand basic empathy of treating others how you would like to be treated, and there but for the grace of God go I, AND, hey, our decisions can cause real harm to real people. But apparently that's too hard a concept for these legal geniuses.
Seriously is the Constitution so sacrosanct that we have to abide by it's methods of presidential removal? He's destroying the country. He's seriously damaging the world. Screw a piece of paper written hundreds of years ago when you have a life-threatening cancer.
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Seriously is the Constitution so sacrosanct that we have to abide by it's methods of presidential removal? He's destroying the country. He's seriously damaging the world. Screw a piece of paper written hundreds of years ago when you have a life-threatening cancer.
Nope. Get out on the streets like people in other countries and protest until he's forced to leave office. So many other countries do this, it's baffling the US doesn't. Hell, the President claims to support the mass protesters doing this right now in another country. Don"t be sheep, America.
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Nope. Get out on the streets like people in other countries and protest until he's forced to leave office. So many other countries do this, it's baffling the US doesn't. Hell, the President claims to support the mass protesters doing this right now in another country. Don"t be sheep, America.
Ya think? We're not even a year in. Hey, mass protests in other countries have toppled governments. Including one right now that the president supports! Why aren't we doing that, every damn day, millions of us, until he's gone? Screw the Constitution's avenues of removal when he's destroying the US.
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Ya think? We're not even a year in. Hey, mass protests in other countries have toppled governments. Including one right now that the president supports! Why aren't we doing that, every damn day, millions of us, until he's gone? Screw the Constitution's avenues of removal when he's destroying the US.
Last week I finished S2 of Netflix's A Man On The Inside. Ted Danson is a national treasure and this last season is joined by his wonderful partner Mary Steenburgen. The show has lots of heart, warmth, and good jokes.
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Last week I finished S2 of Netflix's A Man On The Inside. Ted Danson is a national treasure and this last season is joined by his wonderful partner Mary Steenburgen. The show has lots of heart, warmth, and good jokes.
I'm curious now if other countries' media uses it. The term has become so associated with the Nazis and Holocaust in the popular imagination that maybe editors around the world don't use it for that reason to describe any camps today.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm curious now if other countries' media uses it. The term has become so associated with the Nazis and Holocaust in the popular imagination that maybe editors around the world don't use it for that reason to describe any camps today.
The Doctor's Plot was him thinking they were poisoning his Pad Thai.
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The Doctor's Plot was him thinking they were poisoning his Pad Thai.
"Mr. Ross, Mackenzie Scott for you on Line 1."
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"Mr. Ross, Mackenzie Scott for you on Line 1."
Incredible that the media, for decades, did not accurately report on the growing extremism of the Republican party into the cancer it is today that is destroying this country. The GOP is the sole reason for so many of our problems, including our descent into authoritarianism.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Incredible that the media, for decades, did not accurately report on the growing extremism of the Republican party into the cancer it is today that is destroying this country. The GOP is the sole reason for so many of our problems, including our descent into authoritarianism.
Oops, I misread that. Thought Hawley was now going against Trump after realizing he had been lied to. But he's caving to him. Coward.
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Oops, I misread that. Thought Hawley was now going against Trump after realizing he had been lied to. But he's caving to him. Coward.
You stupid motherfuckers. How many times must he be the Scorpion, or Pennywise The Clown, before you get it?
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
You stupid motherfuckers. How many times must he be the Scorpion, or Pennywise The Clown, before you get it?
Last book read was Murderlandby Caroline Fraser. About the serial killers of the Pacific Northwest (esp Ted Bundy) and all that industrial pollution (lead, arsenic) that damaged brains and caused aggression in people. Maybe it also turned people into asshole right-wingers too.
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Last book read was Murderlandby Caroline Fraser. About the serial killers of the Pacific Northwest (esp Ted Bundy) and all that industrial pollution (lead, arsenic) that damaged brains and caused aggression in people. Maybe it also turned people into asshole right-wingers too.
P-R-I-S-O-N for all these motherfuckers and extra long ones for their political masters.
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
P-R-I-S-O-N for all these motherfuckers and extra long ones for their political masters.
"Mr. President, what did you say?"
"What, I can't hear you, Tony."
"What? Maybe it was a bad idea to conduct this interview..." (BRRRRRR)
"What, I can't hear you, Tony."
"What? Maybe it was a bad idea to conduct this interview..." (BRRRRRR)
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Mr. President, what did you say?"
"What, I can't hear you, Tony."
"What? Maybe it was a bad idea to conduct this interview..." (BRRRRRR)
"What, I can't hear you, Tony."
"What? Maybe it was a bad idea to conduct this interview..." (BRRRRRR)
I checked it out after Nicole Kidman on Colbert said it was the one song she could listen to for the rest of her life. No! I object! Boo!
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I checked it out after Nicole Kidman on Colbert said it was the one song she could listen to for the rest of her life. No! I object! Boo!
One of my favorite ever Good Place jokes was when Michael (Ted Danson)--punished by his superiors for something he did--having to spend time in a room reading a big, and growing stack of New Yorker magazines he never got around to originally. We can all relate.
January 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
One of my favorite ever Good Place jokes was when Michael (Ted Danson)--punished by his superiors for something he did--having to spend time in a room reading a big, and growing stack of New Yorker magazines he never got around to originally. We can all relate.