I am clearly a highly efficient communicator. IIRC there are (or were) some sturdily expensive custom vinyls if that's your thing. Otherwise just album and mixes, basically.

I didn't include that detail (my error); it's an installable battery so (presuming spares are still available) very much replaceable.

Yep. But I feel like there's a line between "fun" and "overpriced". People can spend their money as they like, naturally.

AI Nanobot built into pencil: Excellent. He suspects nothing.

It's probably not a coincidence that one of the anagrams of ReallyNiceDerek is "Cankered Leerily". Feels apt.

Vodafone was back up long enough for me to grab the details and update my article:

alexreviewstech.com/000-calls-an...

There's a placeholder image suggesting "scheduled maintenance"... but who schedules site maintenance in the middle of a work day?

I was the youngest in my family for more than 2 decades... and then I wasn't. Defining yourself that way is ultimately kind of limiting, I find.