Alex McClame
@alexmcclame.bsky.social
Detroit sports enjoyer. Board game afficionado. Has voted for a woman in two of the last three presidential elections. Spreading misinformation on the internet, one post at a time. Satire is king.
Today, JD Vance briefly came out of hiding to quickly be beaten back into his secure holding cell by the real vice president-elect, Elon Musk.
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Today, JD Vance briefly came out of hiding to quickly be beaten back into his secure holding cell by the real vice president-elect, Elon Musk.
>get nominated for Attorney General with everyone already suspicious of your past.
>resign from Congress, so report dies in committee
>Streisand effect takes place
>do not elaborate
>leave
>resign from Congress, so report dies in committee
>Streisand effect takes place
>do not elaborate
>leave
November 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
>get nominated for Attorney General with everyone already suspicious of your past.
>resign from Congress, so report dies in committee
>Streisand effect takes place
>do not elaborate
>leave
>resign from Congress, so report dies in committee
>Streisand effect takes place
>do not elaborate
>leave
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BREAKING: Trump reportedly pulling his pick off Matt Gaetz as Attorney General amid push back from his own party. His replacement? The corpse of Jeffery Epstein.
November 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Reported first here, obviously. Your most trusted name in "news."
Reposted by Alex McClame
Today on Capitol Hill, Speaker Mike Johnson placed a transgender ban on bathrooms in the House of Representatives. When asked for comment, Speaker Johnson said, "My last name is a synonym for dick. What do you expect out of me? We anticipate this will help reduce the price of eggs nationwide."
November 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Today on Capitol Hill, Speaker Mike Johnson placed a transgender ban on bathrooms in the House of Representatives. When asked for comment, Speaker Johnson said, "My last name is a synonym for dick. What do you expect out of me? We anticipate this will help reduce the price of eggs nationwide."
Heartwarming: Today marks the 82nd birthday of President Joe Biden. When asked what his wish was for this year, he said, "Number one: Look, man, listen here, jack. I'm being serious right now. This isn't a joke. Number two: This is not hyperbole, folks. Here's the deal. We beat Medicare. Anyway."
November 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Heartwarming: Today marks the 82nd birthday of President Joe Biden. When asked what his wish was for this year, he said, "Number one: Look, man, listen here, jack. I'm being serious right now. This isn't a joke. Number two: This is not hyperbole, folks. Here's the deal. We beat Medicare. Anyway."
So Brave: Linda McMahon to accept nomination as the Secretary of the Department of Education. A job that she openly knows will not exist shortly after her appointment. In her statement, she said, "Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1998,The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in A Cell"
November 20, 2024 at 4:02 PM
So Brave: Linda McMahon to accept nomination as the Secretary of the Department of Education. A job that she openly knows will not exist shortly after her appointment. In her statement, she said, "Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1998,The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in A Cell"
In a shocking turn of events, President-Elect Donald Trump announced efforts to reanimate the corpse of Robert Moses so he can be nominated to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. If you're asking, "Who?" Congratulations!
November 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
In a shocking turn of events, President-Elect Donald Trump announced efforts to reanimate the corpse of Robert Moses so he can be nominated to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. If you're asking, "Who?" Congratulations!
And with that, my chances of ever running for political office are dashed.
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
And with that, my chances of ever running for political office are dashed.
Americans nationwide have been struggling with rising costs, primarily in eggs and milk. We asked a group of proud working class Americans at our local Jeep Dodge Ram dealer with a credit score that matches their IQ that just signed off on a brand new 80k dollar vehicle for their thoughts.
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Americans nationwide have been struggling with rising costs, primarily in eggs and milk. We asked a group of proud working class Americans at our local Jeep Dodge Ram dealer with a credit score that matches their IQ that just signed off on a brand new 80k dollar vehicle for their thoughts.
BREAKING NEWS: Florida's gone.
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Florida's gone.
Rumor in Washington tonight is that President-Elect Donald Trump misspoke when announcing Dr. Oz would be joining his incoming administration. He meant to say the legendary Wizard of Oz from the Land of Oz. Mitch McConnell stared off into the distance at nothing in particular when asked for comment.
November 20, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Rumor in Washington tonight is that President-Elect Donald Trump misspoke when announcing Dr. Oz would be joining his incoming administration. He meant to say the legendary Wizard of Oz from the Land of Oz. Mitch McConnell stared off into the distance at nothing in particular when asked for comment.
Critics of RFK Jr. have been forced to eat their own words concerning this damaging photo of him eating McDonald's. The beef patties were sourced from local roadkill, and the fries not fried in seed oil but rather blubber sourced from a dead whale. Status of whale unknown.
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Critics of RFK Jr. have been forced to eat their own words concerning this damaging photo of him eating McDonald's. The beef patties were sourced from local roadkill, and the fries not fried in seed oil but rather blubber sourced from a dead whale. Status of whale unknown.
MISSING: President Joe Biden was last seen walking, alone, into the rainforest. If spotted, be calm and patient with him, for he is easily startled. Responds positively to "Joey B" and the smell of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.
November 19, 2024 at 11:23 PM
MISSING: President Joe Biden was last seen walking, alone, into the rainforest. If spotted, be calm and patient with him, for he is easily startled. Responds positively to "Joey B" and the smell of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.
How exciting! Nancy Pelosi's portfolio just posted MASSIVE stock buy for Raytheon, Boeing, and Lockheed-Martin! What big announcement could they all have coming?
November 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
How exciting! Nancy Pelosi's portfolio just posted MASSIVE stock buy for Raytheon, Boeing, and Lockheed-Martin! What big announcement could they all have coming?
I'm still thinking about how Twitter sent me a push notification for an Alex Jones tweet today. Absolute insanity.
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I'm still thinking about how Twitter sent me a push notification for an Alex Jones tweet today. Absolute insanity.
AMBER ALERT: Have you seen this young man? Last seen with world's richest man on an airplane with President-Elect Trump's name sprawled across the side. If found, please notify anyone that cares.
November 19, 2024 at 6:18 PM
AMBER ALERT: Have you seen this young man? Last seen with world's richest man on an airplane with President-Elect Trump's name sprawled across the side. If found, please notify anyone that cares.
Sad News from the White House today: Joe Biden claims he found the dial that brings the price of eggs down nationwide after months of searching for it. Could this have helped Kamala Harris in the election?
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Sad News from the White House today: Joe Biden claims he found the dial that brings the price of eggs down nationwide after months of searching for it. Could this have helped Kamala Harris in the election?
Some interesting news from Capitol Hill, Tulsi Gabbard is being doubted by members of her own party for her nomination to the post of DNI. Some calling her "too hard on Russia and Syria." Some members floating Edward Snowden as a potential replacement.
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Some interesting news from Capitol Hill, Tulsi Gabbard is being doubted by members of her own party for her nomination to the post of DNI. Some calling her "too hard on Russia and Syria." Some members floating Edward Snowden as a potential replacement.
Kamala Harris reportedly coping with election loss by attempting no hit runs of Elden Ring and its DLC, Shadow of the Erdtree. Will she be successful? And is it honestly more impressive than winning the election?
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Kamala Harris reportedly coping with election loss by attempting no hit runs of Elden Ring and its DLC, Shadow of the Erdtree. Will she be successful? And is it honestly more impressive than winning the election?
BREAKING: Trump reportedly pulling his pick off Matt Gaetz as Attorney General amid push back from his own party. His replacement? The corpse of Jeffery Epstein.
November 19, 2024 at 3:18 PM
BREAKING: Trump reportedly pulling his pick off Matt Gaetz as Attorney General amid push back from his own party. His replacement? The corpse of Jeffery Epstein.
Wow. Just saw RFK Jr. leaving a 7/11 with a large cherry Slurpee, a hot dog, and a pack of Zyn.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Wow. Just saw RFK Jr. leaving a 7/11 with a large cherry Slurpee, a hot dog, and a pack of Zyn.
Reposted by Alex McClame
THE DETROIT LIONS WILL BE SUPERBOWL 59 CHAMPIONS
February 6, 2024 at 5:00 PM
THE DETROIT LIONS WILL BE SUPERBOWL 59 CHAMPIONS