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Alex Quigley
@alexquigley.bsky.social
Samantha's Dad. Inordinate amount of Chicago sports skeets. Life is long and weird, if you're lucky. Crystal Lake, Chicago, or the middle of nowhere.
Cocoa's audition for "Cocaine Bear 2" went really well!
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How strong you feeling about this hand?
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Welp...that game was terrible!
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Now I'm *not* saying it's time for this yet. I'm saying it's time to *start preparing* for this time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you missed out on last night's incredible aurora, you're gonna get another chance tonight. The Sun basically burped at us twice a couple of days ago, and the second one is impacting our atmosphere right about now. #sunburps
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
IT'S HAPPENING
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Birthday vibes today
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is how incredibly stupidly out the guy was
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'll stop after this but I SCARED MY DOG LAUGHING
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Seriously, the fake ads in @theonion.com print edition make me laugh out loud
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think this one's for you
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fly that flag, Brewers!
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh wow, they're keeping it accurate
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Live look-in at the Milwaukee Brewers' NLCS experience:
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Haha, wow
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I mean
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
HONH HONH HONH, I AM IN PAR-EE
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Bad: my internet is out

Good: new @theonion.com in the mailbox today requires no internet
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sweet merciful crap, this is ball control porn

(Maybe don't google that phrase)
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
in case you were wondering exactly where the police chase is currently happening in Chicago, every single helicopter in the city has it covered
September 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM