AlexScorpio
@alexscorpio.bsky.social
Oh nooooo. Hope it ain’t food poisoning
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Oh nooooo. Hope it ain’t food poisoning
Oh shit what happened?
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Oh shit what happened?
What is Bojangles?
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What is Bojangles?
Okay pink is cuuuute
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Okay pink is cuuuute
A pink Nico would be adorable
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
A pink Nico would be adorable
Uh, place her in a makeshift tiny bed, and tuck her in said makeshift bed, so I can spoil the little mouse girl with her favorite foods and plushies
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Uh, place her in a makeshift tiny bed, and tuck her in said makeshift bed, so I can spoil the little mouse girl with her favorite foods and plushies
Niiiiice! You’re progressing really well
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Niiiiice! You’re progressing really well
The fuck? What do you mean you won?
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The fuck? What do you mean you won?
Is that an epic the musical reference?!
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Is that an epic the musical reference?!
Folks should have focused on getting his ilk out. Fuck the high school level shit, get the bigots and genuinely evil people out.
January 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Folks should have focused on getting his ilk out. Fuck the high school level shit, get the bigots and genuinely evil people out.
Why do they put so much pressure?!
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Why do they put so much pressure?!
Wait, they really did run out of chicken for the chicken sandwiches?
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Wait, they really did run out of chicken for the chicken sandwiches?