alexteplitzky.bsky.social
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FKA Twigs is too hot to apply for a visa.
April 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I happen to like January 6. Because it's the day after New York's congestion pricing started.
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I want to be the Seinfeld of the tech industry. I'm going to found a startup about nothing.
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hi mom, happy mothers day! Love you so much. Here are details about imminent attacks on the Houthis...
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It doesn't matter which social media platform it is, if I'm on it this one random guy I knew in high school will find and follow me.
March 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is the most dramatic cat pic of all time.
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
c - when c shaves
ç - when c hasn't shaved for a couple days
ꝣ - when c really lets it go
January 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It must feel so good to be water breaching a levy.
January 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
David Lynch was the last person on earth to smoke a cigarette. From now on it's nicorette gum or vape pens.
January 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM