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“Microfiction”.
I seem to recall Bruce Rauner running on that platform. How did it work out for him, I can’t quite seem to recall?

Nah. Tell them you’ll audit any and all contracts signed off on by the Madigans, imply that the companies contracted for paving roads are a criminal enterprise.
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Weak heart! No balls! You won’t!

That’s how we motivate people. Anyway, Suzanna Mendoza made it so that paying for redlight camera tickets is completely optional - what’s your pitch?
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
lobbying for CoreCivic and slavery.
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
7,000 followers and your conversion ratio is 3 likes per post. Your best sales pitch is “what if we won?”. You people are fucking pathetic and servile, and it’ll be even moreso when you have to do this with Gavin Newsom, after everyone tells you they’ll never vote for that soulless vermin.
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m glad you like it, it’s very nice turf. Not to sound like the Tourism Bureau, but I like to think we’re better than New York. They do have us beat in terms of operas though, we didn’t get “Mary Todd” or “Hildegard”. Drop me a line if you ever need reservations for “Girl and The Goat”
February 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Stop by The Art Institute, we have most of the world’s cultural heritage for some reason - like all the Van Goghs, John Singer Sargent, Seurat,
Ed Hopper, Munch, Frida Kahlo et. allia.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
honestly i haven’t seen her videos, i recognized the name bcuz it was an extremely long essay; you’ll never find a more thorough hatchet job on Brian Greene or M-Theory. That assignment is how I discovered Ms. Collier, actually!
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I tried citing her in a persuasive essay, on the premise of cutting off grants for string theorists - I was not familiar with her other works. Explains why the professor kept treating me like a reactionary!
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Mike Stoklasa does not know the name of a single other person on this list, to include Jay Bauman.
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
nice place. got assigned to a detail helping the Carmelites police call that cemetery. They get to have a turtle. Their baseball team whooped ours
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM