Red Beard
@alexthemathguy.bsky.social
M:tG, kaizo, triathlons. Conventionally weird.
@tznkai.bsky.social don't tinker too hard
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@tznkai.bsky.social don't tinker too hard
Finished my bike setup just in time for the holidays. I might have gone a little overboard.
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Finished my bike setup just in time for the holidays. I might have gone a little overboard.
New guitar day, now to figure out how i want to use the coil split
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
New guitar day, now to figure out how i want to use the coil split
Admittedly from a 15 year old puzzle, but still one of the least accurate clues I've ever seen
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Admittedly from a 15 year old puzzle, but still one of the least accurate clues I've ever seen
Reposted by Red Beard
The last time my nephew came to visit we had a blast with him, super cute and happy little dude
But we got no sleep and the house smelled like pee. "Glad we're never having kids," we said smugly
Anyway now we have a puppy and we get no sleep and the house smells like pee
But we got no sleep and the house smelled like pee. "Glad we're never having kids," we said smugly
Anyway now we have a puppy and we get no sleep and the house smells like pee
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The last time my nephew came to visit we had a blast with him, super cute and happy little dude
But we got no sleep and the house smelled like pee. "Glad we're never having kids," we said smugly
Anyway now we have a puppy and we get no sleep and the house smells like pee
But we got no sleep and the house smelled like pee. "Glad we're never having kids," we said smugly
Anyway now we have a puppy and we get no sleep and the house smells like pee
So someone heard the term "white hat" and thought it was the color of the hat that made them good, right?
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So someone heard the term "white hat" and thought it was the color of the hat that made them good, right?
As we wind towards the end of the year, I'll do my own reviews of albums that have made various "best of 2025" lists. It won't be complete, and it will mostly focus on what I like/ don't like about them. But this is my feed, so feel free to write your own reviews :)
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As we wind towards the end of the year, I'll do my own reviews of albums that have made various "best of 2025" lists. It won't be complete, and it will mostly focus on what I like/ don't like about them. But this is my feed, so feel free to write your own reviews :)
I know it's a minor editing error, but the Phillies trading a player to themselves is such a wonderful image
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I know it's a minor editing error, but the Phillies trading a player to themselves is such a wonderful image
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
Can someone help me understand why so many people are so into sleep token? I've tried listening a few times, and i hear uninspired pop dressed up as metal with mediocre dubstep drops. Am I missing something?
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Can someone help me understand why so many people are so into sleep token? I've tried listening a few times, and i hear uninspired pop dressed up as metal with mediocre dubstep drops. Am I missing something?
First day on the new job in the books 😀
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
First day on the new job in the books 😀
I would love for a reporter to load up a bunch of the videos on a tablet and follow up every one of the non-answers with "i have the video here, it's 17 seconds long, can you comment now?"
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I would love for a reporter to load up a bunch of the videos on a tablet and follow up every one of the non-answers with "i have the video here, it's 17 seconds long, can you comment now?"
Interviewer: so what programming languages do you know?
Me: just the basics - Python, r, ook!, ook!+
Interviewer: I'm sorry, are those last two acronyms i should know?
Me: well, I thought it sounded better than "brainfuck" and "random brainfuck"
esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!%2B
Me: just the basics - Python, r, ook!, ook!+
Interviewer: I'm sorry, are those last two acronyms i should know?
Me: well, I thought it sounded better than "brainfuck" and "random brainfuck"
esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!%2B
Ook!+ - Esolang
esolangs.org
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Interviewer: so what programming languages do you know?
Me: just the basics - Python, r, ook!, ook!+
Interviewer: I'm sorry, are those last two acronyms i should know?
Me: well, I thought it sounded better than "brainfuck" and "random brainfuck"
esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!%2B
Me: just the basics - Python, r, ook!, ook!+
Interviewer: I'm sorry, are those last two acronyms i should know?
Me: well, I thought it sounded better than "brainfuck" and "random brainfuck"
esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!%2B
When programmers that are also discworld fans have too much time on their hands, you get ook
October 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When programmers that are also discworld fans have too much time on their hands, you get ook
Funniest profile I've seen on a dating site in a while:
"Why do I keep ending up matched with married men?
Conservative"
"Why do I keep ending up matched with married men?
Conservative"
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Funniest profile I've seen on a dating site in a while:
"Why do I keep ending up matched with married men?
Conservative"
"Why do I keep ending up matched with married men?
Conservative"
I'd like to jump off this a little.
Your brain is an organ in your body. Keeping your body in good condition will help your brain stay in good shape, too.
So find some type of exercise that you enjoy, and do it often.
Your brain is an organ in your body. Keeping your body in good condition will help your brain stay in good shape, too.
So find some type of exercise that you enjoy, and do it often.
everyone says it for a reason: really important to lock in when it comes to fitness and health. just establishing good habits — regular exercise including strength training, eating a balanced diet — will pay huge dividends
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'd like to jump off this a little.
Your brain is an organ in your body. Keeping your body in good condition will help your brain stay in good shape, too.
So find some type of exercise that you enjoy, and do it often.
Your brain is an organ in your body. Keeping your body in good condition will help your brain stay in good shape, too.
So find some type of exercise that you enjoy, and do it often.
Cleveland really happy abs challenges coming next year
September 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Cleveland really happy abs challenges coming next year
For a guy with this kind of strike or stuff to also be a "let's get him to ground into a double play" pitcher is, frankly, unfair
September 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
For a guy with this kind of strike or stuff to also be a "let's get him to ground into a double play" pitcher is, frankly, unfair
Skubal out here getting loony toons swings
September 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Skubal out here getting loony toons swings
I like parker meadows. He should not be the leadoff hitter for a playoff team.
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I like parker meadows. He should not be the leadoff hitter for a playoff team.
Jamelle is in the bag for big cabbage
September 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Jamelle is in the bag for big cabbage