Alex
@alextheseal.bsky.social
Fantastic win but... that felt like a TV show host audition.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fantastic win but... that felt like a TV show host audition.
did she knit those tittens?
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
did she knit those tittens?
Wait, that's not Joel McHale?
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Wait, that's not Joel McHale?
Embarrassed as a Dolphins fan. Plenty of reasons, particularly this season, but the fact that they ever signed him takes the cake. They knew - we knew - but everyone chose to ignore it because fast-man-make-touchdown.
October 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Embarrassed as a Dolphins fan. Plenty of reasons, particularly this season, but the fact that they ever signed him takes the cake. They knew - we knew - but everyone chose to ignore it because fast-man-make-touchdown.
Why is Tesla, an electric car company, referring to their vehicle's "gas pedal?"
August 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why is Tesla, an electric car company, referring to their vehicle's "gas pedal?"
"Back Sabbath" by Black Sabbath, you say? On which album could I find this song?
July 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"Back Sabbath" by Black Sabbath, you say? On which album could I find this song?
well, there are two dicks involved...
June 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
well, there are two dicks involved...
we are living in a ~25th percentile simulation
April 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
we are living in a ~25th percentile simulation
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
April 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
March 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
Well, we know that Advogado Em Geral Merrickinho Festão wouldn't stand in the way.
February 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Well, we know that Advogado Em Geral Merrickinho Festão wouldn't stand in the way.
Spontaneous combustion? When did Tesla start making vans?
February 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Spontaneous combustion? When did Tesla start making vans?
I don’t know, man… this could be a Prelude to something big.
February 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don’t know, man… this could be a Prelude to something big.
He not like us, with “like” acting as either a comparative preposition or as a verb.
January 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
He not like us, with “like” acting as either a comparative preposition or as a verb.
i don't noah 'bout that...
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i don't noah 'bout that...
mija, clean that keyboard!
January 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
mija, clean that keyboard!
I've been offline for a while - why don't we hear from Kevin Spacey anymore?
December 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I've been offline for a while - why don't we hear from Kevin Spacey anymore?
So, uhh… does Bluesky have an edit function?
November 30, 2024 at 4:00 AM
So, uhh… does Bluesky have an edit function?