Alex Wheeler
@alexwheeler.bsky.social
Movie omnivore, television obsessive, physical book reader. RT-approved film critic. Trans guy. Chaos goose. he/him
gonna measure the effects of T by seeing how much worse I am at singing the Wicked songs in part 2
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
gonna measure the effects of T by seeing how much worse I am at singing the Wicked songs in part 2
I've realized that my into for the Freakier Friday review, where I explain that I was a big Lindsay Lohan fan as a girl, is basically this meme
September 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I've realized that my into for the Freakier Friday review, where I explain that I was a big Lindsay Lohan fan as a girl, is basically this meme
You know, thinking about everything in Forrest Gump, maybe my parents shouldn’t’ve let me watch that when I was 7
August 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You know, thinking about everything in Forrest Gump, maybe my parents shouldn’t’ve let me watch that when I was 7
It’s funny how much being trans complicates your AMC Stubs membership
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s funny how much being trans complicates your AMC Stubs membership
There’s a fun game you play when you’re on T called Is It New Body Hair Or Is It Cat Fur?
July 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
There’s a fun game you play when you’re on T called Is It New Body Hair Or Is It Cat Fur?
I forget this place exists, so updates!
-my voice dropped fast, so I have full man voice
-my body is giving hints of facial hair, but it decided to give foot hair first
-the family malady of alcoholism struck, so I’m getting sober. 7 days down!
-my voice dropped fast, so I have full man voice
-my body is giving hints of facial hair, but it decided to give foot hair first
-the family malady of alcoholism struck, so I’m getting sober. 7 days down!
June 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I forget this place exists, so updates!
-my voice dropped fast, so I have full man voice
-my body is giving hints of facial hair, but it decided to give foot hair first
-the family malady of alcoholism struck, so I’m getting sober. 7 days down!
-my voice dropped fast, so I have full man voice
-my body is giving hints of facial hair, but it decided to give foot hair first
-the family malady of alcoholism struck, so I’m getting sober. 7 days down!
I still can't believe Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is straight
March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I still can't believe Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is straight
We live in the timeline where the bolded sentence is released by the White House
March 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We live in the timeline where the bolded sentence is released by the White House
Mike Braun can kiss the testosterone-fueled hair on my ass
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Mike Braun can kiss the testosterone-fueled hair on my ass
Hahaha my body is absorbing too much testosterone
a cartoon character with the word mighty written on it
ALT: a cartoon character with the word mighty written on it
media.tenor.com
February 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hahaha my body is absorbing too much testosterone
No, you wrote an entire review of Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl and spelled it "foul"
February 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No, you wrote an entire review of Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl and spelled it "foul"
I love when I’m being a big boy business man, on the third call of the day with consultants, camera off and hugging my shark stuffie
February 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love when I’m being a big boy business man, on the third call of the day with consultants, camera off and hugging my shark stuffie
This is all we’re asking for
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is all we’re asking for
Just say whether you’re gonna genocide me or not. I don’t have time for mixed messages
February 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just say whether you’re gonna genocide me or not. I don’t have time for mixed messages
If America is falling apart, is the 1.4 billion pounds of cheese up for grabs?
February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If America is falling apart, is the 1.4 billion pounds of cheese up for grabs?
Elliot's out here explaining the most normal trans shit and people are like: this is news
February 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Elliot's out here explaining the most normal trans shit and people are like: this is news
The atheist urge to buy cool advent calendars on clearance
January 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The atheist urge to buy cool advent calendars on clearance
TRANS PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH ENOUGH RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
TRANS PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH ENOUGH RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂
When someone asks you for doc recommendations and you can feel your autism intensify
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When someone asks you for doc recommendations and you can feel your autism intensify
autism superpowers aren't a thing, but also, I memorized a book on presidential facts when I was a kid, so when people tell me that they watched the inauguration for "the pomp and circumstance" I can pivot to how William Henry Harrison died after giving too long an inaugural speech
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
autism superpowers aren't a thing, but also, I memorized a book on presidential facts when I was a kid, so when people tell me that they watched the inauguration for "the pomp and circumstance" I can pivot to how William Henry Harrison died after giving too long an inaugural speech
wait, the constitution is down on the white house website and they say they'll have it back up soon?
Big Animal Farm vibes
Big Animal Farm vibes
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wait, the constitution is down on the white house website and they say they'll have it back up soon?
Big Animal Farm vibes
Big Animal Farm vibes
The trans and/or enby urge to answer gender questions with:
Janet Luggage GIF
ALT: Janet Luggage GIF
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The trans and/or enby urge to answer gender questions with:
I half-watched American Primeval while playing games/working and spent the whole series thinking Dane DeHaan was Alfie Allen
January 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I half-watched American Primeval while playing games/working and spent the whole series thinking Dane DeHaan was Alfie Allen
I renewed my library card online and was pulled for random account verification. So I went to the library unaware I'd need to talk to a librarian to get my book
In these situations, you are always checking out a Book
My book was about bottom surgery 😂😂😂
In these situations, you are always checking out a Book
My book was about bottom surgery 😂😂😂
January 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I renewed my library card online and was pulled for random account verification. So I went to the library unaware I'd need to talk to a librarian to get my book
In these situations, you are always checking out a Book
My book was about bottom surgery 😂😂😂
In these situations, you are always checking out a Book
My book was about bottom surgery 😂😂😂
Someone just called Paul Newman ‘boomer hot’ and now I’m having a meltdown
Is Paul Newman’s hot age-specific now!?
Is Paul Newman’s hot age-specific now!?
January 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Someone just called Paul Newman ‘boomer hot’ and now I’m having a meltdown
Is Paul Newman’s hot age-specific now!?
Is Paul Newman’s hot age-specific now!?