Alex Wheeler
alexwheeler.bsky.social
Alex Wheeler
@alexwheeler.bsky.social
Movie omnivore, television obsessive, physical book reader. RT-approved film critic. Trans guy. Chaos goose. he/him
gonna measure the effects of T by seeing how much worse I am at singing the Wicked songs in part 2
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I've realized that my into for the Freakier Friday review, where I explain that I was a big Lindsay Lohan fan as a girl, is basically this meme
September 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You know, thinking about everything in Forrest Gump, maybe my parents shouldn’t’ve let me watch that when I was 7
August 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s funny how much being trans complicates your AMC Stubs membership
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There’s a fun game you play when you’re on T called Is It New Body Hair Or Is It Cat Fur?
July 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I forget this place exists, so updates!

-my voice dropped fast, so I have full man voice
-my body is giving hints of facial hair, but it decided to give foot hair first
-the family malady of alcoholism struck, so I’m getting sober. 7 days down!
June 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I still can't believe Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is straight
March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We live in the timeline where the bolded sentence is released by the White House
March 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Mike Braun can kiss the testosterone-fueled hair on my ass
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hahaha my body is absorbing too much testosterone
a cartoon character with the word mighty written on it
ALT: a cartoon character with the word mighty written on it
media.tenor.com
February 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No, you wrote an entire review of Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl and spelled it "foul"
February 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I love when I’m being a big boy business man, on the third call of the day with consultants, camera off and hugging my shark stuffie
February 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is all we’re asking for
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just say whether you’re gonna genocide me or not. I don’t have time for mixed messages
February 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If America is falling apart, is the 1.4 billion pounds of cheese up for grabs?
February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Elliot's out here explaining the most normal trans shit and people are like: this is news
February 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The atheist urge to buy cool advent calendars on clearance
January 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
TRANS PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH ENOUGH RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When someone asks you for doc recommendations and you can feel your autism intensify
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
autism superpowers aren't a thing, but also, I memorized a book on presidential facts when I was a kid, so when people tell me that they watched the inauguration for "the pomp and circumstance" I can pivot to how William Henry Harrison died after giving too long an inaugural speech
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wait, the constitution is down on the white house website and they say they'll have it back up soon?

Big Animal Farm vibes
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The trans and/or enby urge to answer gender questions with:
Janet Luggage GIF
ALT: Janet Luggage GIF
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I half-watched American Primeval while playing games/working and spent the whole series thinking Dane DeHaan was Alfie Allen
January 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I renewed my library card online and was pulled for random account verification. So I went to the library unaware I'd need to talk to a librarian to get my book

In these situations, you are always checking out a Book

My book was about bottom surgery 😂😂😂
January 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Someone just called Paul Newman ‘boomer hot’ and now I’m having a meltdown

Is Paul Newman’s hot age-specific now!?
January 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM