Alfons Arthur Peeweather
@alfartpee.bsky.social
Aspiring oil baron
If I was a kicker, I'd kick. If I was a therapy patient, I'd learn. But I'm a heart and I love. That's the only thing I can do.
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If I was a kicker, I'd kick. If I was a therapy patient, I'd learn. But I'm a heart and I love. That's the only thing I can do.
I’m a Christian, just chuck it in me dumpah!
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m a Christian, just chuck it in me dumpah!
My 11-year-old: [reading the Miners' Ten Commandments at the Gold Discovery Museum] What's this mean?
Me: It's telling the miners--you won't get to rest on Sundays, because you'll have to do the work you'd rely on women to do back home.
My husband: You find gender everywhere.
Me: Because it is!
Me: It's telling the miners--you won't get to rest on Sundays, because you'll have to do the work you'd rely on women to do back home.
My husband: You find gender everywhere.
Me: Because it is!
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Her journalistic ideals are just the usual talking points handed to every one of these grifters.
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Her journalistic ideals are just the usual talking points handed to every one of these grifters.
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
Co-authors: P.J., Squee, Donkey Dong Doug et al
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Co-authors: P.J., Squee, Donkey Dong Doug et al
I am a sovereign, natural-born living woman and I do not consent to this government created illness entering my body!
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am a sovereign, natural-born living woman and I do not consent to this government created illness entering my body!
Your humors are unbalanced, Kimberly Ann! To cure that, I’ll slowly pour this holy bishop piss over you while you say the Lord’s Prayer (and the bishop beats off to the sounds in the belfry)
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Your humors are unbalanced, Kimberly Ann! To cure that, I’ll slowly pour this holy bishop piss over you while you say the Lord’s Prayer (and the bishop beats off to the sounds in the belfry)
The lips don’t lie (about the coke use, but everything else is fair game)
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The lips don’t lie (about the coke use, but everything else is fair game)
They need to perform bari-atric surgery to remove her flabby brain from cbs already
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They need to perform bari-atric surgery to remove her flabby brain from cbs already
The only thing he’s grasped has been redacted
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The only thing he’s grasped has been redacted
It’s not within our zone of interest to report on what’s common knowledge over yonder wall!
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s not within our zone of interest to report on what’s common knowledge over yonder wall!
Frankly I’m starting to doubt her commitment to Sparkle Fasiscm
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Frankly I’m starting to doubt her commitment to Sparkle Fasiscm
It’s just Bari Weiss’s zone of interest
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s just Bari Weiss’s zone of interest
Fuckin-A, A-ron
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fuckin-A, A-ron
Brought to you by Bank of Scamerica
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Brought to you by Bank of Scamerica
Really Weiss-washing reality
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Really Weiss-washing reality
Hope the kids at least got her “face at least fits the size of your gigantodome” gene
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hope the kids at least got her “face at least fits the size of your gigantodome” gene
Weekend at Charlie’s
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Weekend at Charlie’s
He’s what the bears didn’t expect, this could turn into a wild run and gun game
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He’s what the bears didn’t expect, this could turn into a wild run and gun game
The grift has consumed the entire economy, wonder if that’s ever been a problem before
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The grift has consumed the entire economy, wonder if that’s ever been a problem before
Thanks so much, love the puzzle!
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Thanks so much, love the puzzle!
Feeling good, Donald!
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Feeling good, Donald!
The mnf intro they did early in the season with him and Randy Johnson was a blast
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The mnf intro they did early in the season with him and Randy Johnson was a blast