wœrm
@alfiemcsloy.bsky.social
im a werm yeah,
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
im a werm yeah,
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
werm werm,
im a wœrm,
yeah,
im a wœrm,
im a werm yeah and a wrote this sœng. 🪱
out now on wormcloud and wormify and wormle music
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
im a werm yeah,
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
werm werm,
im a wœrm,
yeah,
im a wœrm,
im a werm yeah and a wrote this sœng. 🪱
out now on wormcloud and wormify and wormle music
February 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
im a werm yeah,
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
im a werm yeah,
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
werm werm,
im a wœrm,
yeah,
im a wœrm,
im a werm yeah and a wrote this sœng. 🪱
out now on wormcloud and wormify and wormle music
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
im a werm yeah,
ima wœrm yeah,
yeah yeah,
im a werm yeah,
im im a wœrm worm,
werm werm,
im a wœrm,
yeah,
im a wœrm,
im a werm yeah and a wrote this sœng. 🪱
out now on wormcloud and wormify and wormle music
Sleeping with my laptop on top of me while it renders for 8 hours. Heated blanket.
February 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sleeping with my laptop on top of me while it renders for 8 hours. Heated blanket.
my legs have fallen a eep
February 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
my legs have fallen a eep
need to eep but im soo hungary
February 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
need to eep but im soo hungary
Just scranned all 6 o these fuckers. They were exceedingly good. (I feel sick)
February 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just scranned all 6 o these fuckers. They were exceedingly good. (I feel sick)
as they fucking should. 👏👏👏👏
February 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
as they fucking should. 👏👏👏👏
What if there were an app like Bluesky, but instead of a butterfly, the logo was like a wœrm… or something…
February 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What if there were an app like Bluesky, but instead of a butterfly, the logo was like a wœrm… or something…
I’m wœrmin’ 9 til 5,
what a way to make a slippin
what a way to make a slippin
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m wœrmin’ 9 til 5,
what a way to make a slippin
what a way to make a slippin
It too hot at wœrk again why do my colleagues turn the thermostat to 1 million skrillion °C i am actually going to melt
February 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It too hot at wœrk again why do my colleagues turn the thermostat to 1 million skrillion °C i am actually going to melt
I’m gonna eep at work bro I’m straight eeping it I’m gonna eepy my sleepy bro I’m gonna go eep shit
February 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m gonna eep at work bro I’m straight eeping it I’m gonna eepy my sleepy bro I’m gonna go eep shit
jarvis, bingus my bongus
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February 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
jarvis, bingus my bongus
So, uhh… when are we going back to precedented times then?
February 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So, uhh… when are we going back to precedented times then?
i be bingussing my bongus fr
February 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
i be bingussing my bongus fr
I be singing songs n shit but replacing all the words with worm worm worm n shi
February 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I be singing songs n shit but replacing all the words with worm worm worm n shi
I am the office baddie.
January 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am the office baddie.
It is too hot at wœrk pls tell them to turn the heating down.
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It is too hot at wœrk pls tell them to turn the heating down.
Just hit 2 followers! Can I get a yippee?! That means 50% of all users on this app are now following me! 😁😁😁
January 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just hit 2 followers! Can I get a yippee?! That means 50% of all users on this app are now following me! 😁😁😁
My WiFi is down what the fuck am I supposed to do now 😭
January 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My WiFi is down what the fuck am I supposed to do now 😭
Positive Affirmations:
I BELIEVE I AM CAPABLE OF SWAGGY THINGS.
I BELIEVE PEOPLE PERCEIVE ME AS SWAG.
I BELIEVE I AM SWAG. (asf)
I BELIEVE I AM CAPABLE OF SWAGGY THINGS.
I BELIEVE PEOPLE PERCEIVE ME AS SWAG.
I BELIEVE I AM SWAG. (asf)
January 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Positive Affirmations:
I BELIEVE I AM CAPABLE OF SWAGGY THINGS.
I BELIEVE PEOPLE PERCEIVE ME AS SWAG.
I BELIEVE I AM SWAG. (asf)
I BELIEVE I AM CAPABLE OF SWAGGY THINGS.
I BELIEVE PEOPLE PERCEIVE ME AS SWAG.
I BELIEVE I AM SWAG. (asf)
Just pace-mogged at least 20 slowbies on the pavement. They can’t match my monstrous stride. 1.3 miles in <20 mins, 4MPH MINIMUM. Some of them practically begged for mercy as I overtook them EFFORTLESSLY. I OWN THESE PAVEMENTS. GET OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYY. 3.5MPH pacers think they’re slick. NOT NOW. 🚶♂️💨🔥
a stuffed penguin is sitting on top of a piece of ice in the snow .
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January 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just pace-mogged at least 20 slowbies on the pavement. They can’t match my monstrous stride. 1.3 miles in <20 mins, 4MPH MINIMUM. Some of them practically begged for mercy as I overtook them EFFORTLESSLY. I OWN THESE PAVEMENTS. GET OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYY. 3.5MPH pacers think they’re slick. NOT NOW. 🚶♂️💨🔥
Too many millennials here. I need the chronically online gen z losers, just WITHOUT the Nazis.
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Too many millennials here. I need the chronically online gen z losers, just WITHOUT the Nazis.
Just realised it’s officially “joever”
like literally…
like literally…
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January 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just realised it’s officially “joever”
like literally…
like literally…
I will exclusively be rage posting for the next four years.
January 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I will exclusively be rage posting for the next four years.
elon musk more like elon fucker fuck head dummy dumb
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
elon musk more like elon fucker fuck head dummy dumb