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Geek connoisseur, amateur philosopher and creator of #SexyShelob.
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#SixDegreesOfConan
Major was played by Bob Newhart in the 1970 adaptation. Newhart co-starred with veteran VA Frank Welker in 'Rescuers Down Under'. Welker provided additional voices for 'The Lion King'. 'The Lion King' starred James Earl Jones AKA Thulsa Motherfucking DOOM!
Major was played by Bob Newhart in the 1970 adaptation. Newhart co-starred with veteran VA Frank Welker in 'Rescuers Down Under'. Welker provided additional voices for 'The Lion King'. 'The Lion King' starred James Earl Jones AKA Thulsa Motherfucking DOOM!
December 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
#SixDegreesOfConan
Major was played by Bob Newhart in the 1970 adaptation. Newhart co-starred with veteran VA Frank Welker in 'Rescuers Down Under'. Welker provided additional voices for 'The Lion King'. 'The Lion King' starred James Earl Jones AKA Thulsa Motherfucking DOOM!
Major was played by Bob Newhart in the 1970 adaptation. Newhart co-starred with veteran VA Frank Welker in 'Rescuers Down Under'. Welker provided additional voices for 'The Lion King'. 'The Lion King' starred James Earl Jones AKA Thulsa Motherfucking DOOM!
#SixDegreesOfConan
Before becoming a literal motherfucker, Oedipus was the slayer of the Sphinx. The Sphinx was the daughter of the primordial monster Typhon. Typhon was syncretized by Plutarch with the Egyptian chaos god Set. Set was the patron deity of Conan arch-foe Thoth-Amon.
Before becoming a literal motherfucker, Oedipus was the slayer of the Sphinx. The Sphinx was the daughter of the primordial monster Typhon. Typhon was syncretized by Plutarch with the Egyptian chaos god Set. Set was the patron deity of Conan arch-foe Thoth-Amon.
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#SixDegreesOfConan
Before becoming a literal motherfucker, Oedipus was the slayer of the Sphinx. The Sphinx was the daughter of the primordial monster Typhon. Typhon was syncretized by Plutarch with the Egyptian chaos god Set. Set was the patron deity of Conan arch-foe Thoth-Amon.
Before becoming a literal motherfucker, Oedipus was the slayer of the Sphinx. The Sphinx was the daughter of the primordial monster Typhon. Typhon was syncretized by Plutarch with the Egyptian chaos god Set. Set was the patron deity of Conan arch-foe Thoth-Amon.
#SixDegreesOfConan
Tubman was a Christian mystic who received visions supposedly sent by Christ Himself. Christ was baptized by John the Baptist. John the Baptist was beheaded at the urging of Princess Salome. Salome was a reincarnation of Hyborian Witch-Queen and Conan baddie Salome of Khauran.
Tubman was a Christian mystic who received visions supposedly sent by Christ Himself. Christ was baptized by John the Baptist. John the Baptist was beheaded at the urging of Princess Salome. Salome was a reincarnation of Hyborian Witch-Queen and Conan baddie Salome of Khauran.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#SixDegreesOfConan
Tubman was a Christian mystic who received visions supposedly sent by Christ Himself. Christ was baptized by John the Baptist. John the Baptist was beheaded at the urging of Princess Salome. Salome was a reincarnation of Hyborian Witch-Queen and Conan baddie Salome of Khauran.
Tubman was a Christian mystic who received visions supposedly sent by Christ Himself. Christ was baptized by John the Baptist. John the Baptist was beheaded at the urging of Princess Salome. Salome was a reincarnation of Hyborian Witch-Queen and Conan baddie Salome of Khauran.
#SixDegreesOfConan
In one timeline, it was Alex Murphy's neural network that gave Skynet the Spark of sentience. In another, it was the Decepticon leader Megatron. Megatron once invaded Latveria, homeland of Doctor Doom. Doom once got sassed by a time-displaced Conan over dinner.
In one timeline, it was Alex Murphy's neural network that gave Skynet the Spark of sentience. In another, it was the Decepticon leader Megatron. Megatron once invaded Latveria, homeland of Doctor Doom. Doom once got sassed by a time-displaced Conan over dinner.
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
#SixDegreesOfConan
In one timeline, it was Alex Murphy's neural network that gave Skynet the Spark of sentience. In another, it was the Decepticon leader Megatron. Megatron once invaded Latveria, homeland of Doctor Doom. Doom once got sassed by a time-displaced Conan over dinner.
In one timeline, it was Alex Murphy's neural network that gave Skynet the Spark of sentience. In another, it was the Decepticon leader Megatron. Megatron once invaded Latveria, homeland of Doctor Doom. Doom once got sassed by a time-displaced Conan over dinner.
#SixDegreesOfConan
Mark Watney flew on the Ares III mission, named for the Greek God of War. Ares is great grandson to the Earth Goddess Gaea. Gaea is (per Marvel Comics) sister to the primordial Serpent God Set, whose snakey followers Conan regularly buts heads with.
Mark Watney flew on the Ares III mission, named for the Greek God of War. Ares is great grandson to the Earth Goddess Gaea. Gaea is (per Marvel Comics) sister to the primordial Serpent God Set, whose snakey followers Conan regularly buts heads with.
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
#SixDegreesOfConan
Mark Watney flew on the Ares III mission, named for the Greek God of War. Ares is great grandson to the Earth Goddess Gaea. Gaea is (per Marvel Comics) sister to the primordial Serpent God Set, whose snakey followers Conan regularly buts heads with.
Mark Watney flew on the Ares III mission, named for the Greek God of War. Ares is great grandson to the Earth Goddess Gaea. Gaea is (per Marvel Comics) sister to the primordial Serpent God Set, whose snakey followers Conan regularly buts heads with.
New game! #SixDegreesOfConan
Give me any, I mean ANY character from fiction, mythology or RL history, and I'll explain how they relate back to everyone's favorite barbarian.
Give me any, I mean ANY character from fiction, mythology or RL history, and I'll explain how they relate back to everyone's favorite barbarian.
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
New game! #SixDegreesOfConan
Give me any, I mean ANY character from fiction, mythology or RL history, and I'll explain how they relate back to everyone's favorite barbarian.
Give me any, I mean ANY character from fiction, mythology or RL history, and I'll explain how they relate back to everyone's favorite barbarian.
Its wild how Marvel has two completely different versions of Set, one for the spooky snake god from Robert E. Howard's Conan stories, and one ostensibly more "accurate" to actual Egyptian Mythology. Except they went and gave Myth!Set a snake motif? 😕
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December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Its wild how Marvel has two completely different versions of Set, one for the spooky snake god from Robert E. Howard's Conan stories, and one ostensibly more "accurate" to actual Egyptian Mythology. Except they went and gave Myth!Set a snake motif? 😕
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
(Like unironically)
(Like unironically)
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
(Like unironically)
(Like unironically)
Again, it is the prophecy!
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Again, it is the prophecy!
David Bentley Hart:
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
David Bentley Hart:
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TRY TO TRACK DOWN OR HARASS THIS PERSON!!
Holly shit! This is literally the WORST Hazbin take I've ever seen and boy howdy, I've seen some doozies.
Even fundies who think it's Satanic propaganda or whatever are at least being internally coherent.
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Holly shit! This is literally the WORST Hazbin take I've ever seen and boy howdy, I've seen some doozies.
Even fundies who think it's Satanic propaganda or whatever are at least being internally coherent.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TRY TO TRACK DOWN OR HARASS THIS PERSON!!
Holly shit! This is literally the WORST Hazbin take I've ever seen and boy howdy, I've seen some doozies.
Even fundies who think it's Satanic propaganda or whatever are at least being internally coherent.
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Holly shit! This is literally the WORST Hazbin take I've ever seen and boy howdy, I've seen some doozies.
Even fundies who think it's Satanic propaganda or whatever are at least being internally coherent.
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ST. AUGUSTINE: SIKE! They're the same God!
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ST. AUGUSTINE: SIKE! They're the same God!
Pictured: Victor von Doom's Doctorate...
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Pictured: Victor von Doom's Doctorate...
How it started / How it's going.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How it started / How it's going.
The Mighty Avengers!
Featuring: not one single character created since the Ford Administration!
Featuring: not one single character created since the Ford Administration!
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The Mighty Avengers!
Featuring: not one single character created since the Ford Administration!
Featuring: not one single character created since the Ford Administration!
Meanwhile, the characters most associated with Bendis' run got quietly shifted off to forgettable Netflix mini-series...
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Meanwhile, the characters most associated with Bendis' run got quietly shifted off to forgettable Netflix mini-series...
"Earth's Mightiest Heroes" was very much an adaptation of the classic Silver/Bronze Age Avengers with only a handful of token nods to the Bendis Era, and even the MCU Avengers were basically a family friendly version of Mark Millar's Ultimates.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Earth's Mightiest Heroes" was very much an adaptation of the classic Silver/Bronze Age Avengers with only a handful of token nods to the Bendis Era, and even the MCU Avengers were basically a family friendly version of Mark Millar's Ultimates.
The Serpent Crown, love me some evil snake cult nonsense.
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Serpent Crown, love me some evil snake cult nonsense.
Online TradCaths the moment the Pope tells them to touch grass...
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Online TradCaths the moment the Pope tells them to touch grass...
Lets not forget his twitter pfp is literally THIS!
September 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Lets not forget his twitter pfp is literally THIS!
