Can we start with the watermelon seller. Erogdan?

Lets start with George W Bush, that watermelon seller

Can't belive you got such a private photo of vance

shut mouth hammock

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

Welcome! Welcome to City 17! You have chosen, OR HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH, LEEEAVE THE FUCKING CITY NOOOOW. GET BACK ON THAT FUCKING TRAIN AND GO BACK WHERE YOU FUCKING CAME FROM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, HEH I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH. Fuck you Gordon

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Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I

I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

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trump you should step down as president and let me have a turn, BUSH FUCKING STOLE IT FROM ME

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you will not bring peace to the middle east, i would

You fucking suck bush

ERM ACTUALLY ANDROMDEA IS THE 51st STATE THAT THEY WONT TELL YOU ABOUT

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Why did you steal the election from me