This is incredible, holy shit. My 17yo said "RuPaul would approve" and my guy said "dimensions on fleek" but I'm just here awe-struck. Sincerely.

Oh wait... my 17yo just internalized the "no season 2" part and is now bereft. 😭

Hey @danbeirne.bsky.social!!! I have a crisp, new $2 bill for you to make this happen. (That's tooth fairy money, yo. And my kids are 17 and 15 so it's not otherwise spoken for...)

Srsly tho wanting to hurl is not an emergency but I don't see the problem in standing in the aisle during deplaning to help with the overwhelming claustrophobia

ok how do I hire her? (serious question)

My friends give out bacon.

At first I thought it was her because it's just her content and then I was like, uh, I sincerely doubt she suddenly became self-aware....

I scrolled for a really long time and once I realized people were talking about TV shows, I will nominate pretty much any song from Girls5Eva.

Two words: weekend montage.

Part of me wanted to count the cups but then at the end I realized it would have been folly.

When my kids were little I considered being a surrogate to a coworker who was already wildly overbearing just in having a conversation. I kept looking back on that while reading this thinking 😱

Aw, 🥰. You are an awesome person and deserve nothing less.

Also holy shit, the reviews on Reddit. This stuff seems completely amazing.

srs question: do people use this instead of rogaine for any specific reason? (never used either, hair is thinning due to perimenopause)