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Alice Android
@aliceandro.bsky.social
One of Marie Alessandro's alter egos, along with Petunia Pickman and Ivy Bowers.

Ghost tour guide, costume & historical dress fanatic, and creature of the internets
Query: let's say you knew a chameleon, a genuine "shape changer", effortlessly eases through disparate scenarios & environments. Who had interest & knowledge in each new place/event. That is their *entire* personality at times.

Saying little else, what kind of person do you imagine they might be?
March 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Walking through the house, look down, oh that's where it is... Stop. Wait. WhY is the lube..THERE?

(WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)
February 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm honestly trying the best I can to not feel absolutely nothing

Funny enough, none of you would know the difference.
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February 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Squirrel paws
February 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
When you ask the pizza place for a side of pepperocini 😳
February 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I suppose I'm brave enough to share my poetry here.

(I'm okay, honest. Working through baggage and dug this out)
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'll hang onto every little thing that I'm happy with in my life during the next 4 years. A good, loving relationship with good communication. A creative job, often done on my terms. Close friends who are loving and supportive. A clear head and well managed mental health. An excellent therapist. ❤️
February 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It occurs to me that while I've been to gay bars, and a variety of queer ones, I've not ever gone to a sapphic-leaning queer bar or lesbian bar before. I'm about to meet my date, at my first lesbian bar. Huh. Old fox, new tricks I guess.🦊
February 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm trying to be actively dating as poly again. I thought I was done with it, but I miss extended relationships. I feel a little guilty when I remove every single straight cis man who likes me in the app I'm on...but! Just... No thank you.
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"cute winter boots". I love it when tiktok out-algorithms the algorithms

(It's the tag to find all kinds of sensitive American political and social discussions and activities, like drones are found under "Dior bags".)
February 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
new toy!
February 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am NOT on Testosterone currently, haven't been in more than a year, AND YET. (Fyi, these show afab blood level values).

At this point I can only say clearly my physiology has tendencies.
February 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
MOOD
February 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I feel like I mostly talk to myself here, but I mean that also is true in real life anyway, so 🤷‍♀️
February 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm so
February 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Soooo tiktok sent me down a rabbit hole...I think this timeline is trying to correct itself. No I will not explain, but... Hang in there.
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 🔥🔥🔥 THE BITCH IS BACK
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ya know, going from being "stuck in neutral" and emotionally feeling very little about absolutely anything for like 2 weeks, and then waking up full of piss and vinegar and I WILL STAB YOU energy is fucking annoying.
February 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
February 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Have a day
January 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It meeeeeeee
Workin on THE BLACK APPLE vol3. The blues for the parody ad on the back:
January 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Park St Church, The Granary, at Night
January 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The golden hour
January 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reykjavík, Iceland
January 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Life ... Is good.
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM