Alice Android
@aliceandro.bsky.social
One of Marie Alessandro's alter egos, along with Petunia Pickman and Ivy Bowers.
Ghost tour guide, costume & historical dress fanatic, and creature of the internets
Ghost tour guide, costume & historical dress fanatic, and creature of the internets
Query: let's say you knew a chameleon, a genuine "shape changer", effortlessly eases through disparate scenarios & environments. Who had interest & knowledge in each new place/event. That is their *entire* personality at times.
Saying little else, what kind of person do you imagine they might be?
Saying little else, what kind of person do you imagine they might be?
March 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Query: let's say you knew a chameleon, a genuine "shape changer", effortlessly eases through disparate scenarios & environments. Who had interest & knowledge in each new place/event. That is their *entire* personality at times.
Saying little else, what kind of person do you imagine they might be?
Saying little else, what kind of person do you imagine they might be?
Walking through the house, look down, oh that's where it is... Stop. Wait. WhY is the lube..THERE?
(WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)
(WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)
February 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Walking through the house, look down, oh that's where it is... Stop. Wait. WhY is the lube..THERE?
(WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)
(WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)
I'm honestly trying the best I can to not feel absolutely nothing
Funny enough, none of you would know the difference.
Funny enough, none of you would know the difference.
a black background with the word nothing written in white
ALT: a black background with the word nothing written in white
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I'm honestly trying the best I can to not feel absolutely nothing
Funny enough, none of you would know the difference.
Funny enough, none of you would know the difference.
When you ask the pizza place for a side of pepperocini 😳
February 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
When you ask the pizza place for a side of pepperocini 😳
I suppose I'm brave enough to share my poetry here.
(I'm okay, honest. Working through baggage and dug this out)
(I'm okay, honest. Working through baggage and dug this out)
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I suppose I'm brave enough to share my poetry here.
(I'm okay, honest. Working through baggage and dug this out)
(I'm okay, honest. Working through baggage and dug this out)
I'll hang onto every little thing that I'm happy with in my life during the next 4 years. A good, loving relationship with good communication. A creative job, often done on my terms. Close friends who are loving and supportive. A clear head and well managed mental health. An excellent therapist. ❤️
February 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'll hang onto every little thing that I'm happy with in my life during the next 4 years. A good, loving relationship with good communication. A creative job, often done on my terms. Close friends who are loving and supportive. A clear head and well managed mental health. An excellent therapist. ❤️
It occurs to me that while I've been to gay bars, and a variety of queer ones, I've not ever gone to a sapphic-leaning queer bar or lesbian bar before. I'm about to meet my date, at my first lesbian bar. Huh. Old fox, new tricks I guess.🦊
February 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It occurs to me that while I've been to gay bars, and a variety of queer ones, I've not ever gone to a sapphic-leaning queer bar or lesbian bar before. I'm about to meet my date, at my first lesbian bar. Huh. Old fox, new tricks I guess.🦊
I'm trying to be actively dating as poly again. I thought I was done with it, but I miss extended relationships. I feel a little guilty when I remove every single straight cis man who likes me in the app I'm on...but! Just... No thank you.
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm trying to be actively dating as poly again. I thought I was done with it, but I miss extended relationships. I feel a little guilty when I remove every single straight cis man who likes me in the app I'm on...but! Just... No thank you.
"cute winter boots". I love it when tiktok out-algorithms the algorithms
(It's the tag to find all kinds of sensitive American political and social discussions and activities, like drones are found under "Dior bags".)
(It's the tag to find all kinds of sensitive American political and social discussions and activities, like drones are found under "Dior bags".)
February 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"cute winter boots". I love it when tiktok out-algorithms the algorithms
(It's the tag to find all kinds of sensitive American political and social discussions and activities, like drones are found under "Dior bags".)
(It's the tag to find all kinds of sensitive American political and social discussions and activities, like drones are found under "Dior bags".)
I am NOT on Testosterone currently, haven't been in more than a year, AND YET. (Fyi, these show afab blood level values).
At this point I can only say clearly my physiology has tendencies.
At this point I can only say clearly my physiology has tendencies.
February 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I am NOT on Testosterone currently, haven't been in more than a year, AND YET. (Fyi, these show afab blood level values).
At this point I can only say clearly my physiology has tendencies.
At this point I can only say clearly my physiology has tendencies.
I feel like I mostly talk to myself here, but I mean that also is true in real life anyway, so 🤷♀️
February 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I feel like I mostly talk to myself here, but I mean that also is true in real life anyway, so 🤷♀️
Soooo tiktok sent me down a rabbit hole...I think this timeline is trying to correct itself. No I will not explain, but... Hang in there.
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Soooo tiktok sent me down a rabbit hole...I think this timeline is trying to correct itself. No I will not explain, but... Hang in there.
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 🔥🔥🔥 THE BITCH IS BACK
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 🔥🔥🔥 THE BITCH IS BACK
Ya know, going from being "stuck in neutral" and emotionally feeling very little about absolutely anything for like 2 weeks, and then waking up full of piss and vinegar and I WILL STAB YOU energy is fucking annoying.
February 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ya know, going from being "stuck in neutral" and emotionally feeling very little about absolutely anything for like 2 weeks, and then waking up full of piss and vinegar and I WILL STAB YOU energy is fucking annoying.
It meeeeeeee
Workin on THE BLACK APPLE vol3. The blues for the parody ad on the back:
January 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It meeeeeeee
Park St Church, The Granary, at Night
January 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Park St Church, The Granary, at Night
Reykjavík, Iceland
January 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Reykjavík, Iceland
Life ... Is good.
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Life ... Is good.