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google translate's version of the examples is 50% gertrude stein 50% sylvia plath:

youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster
chick, kitten, chicken

plot, plot
little streamer, oddball, favorite, offspring

upstart, fugitive
alicebennett.bsky.social
self-identified florida man is a humbling prospect
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supposedly some german guys got stuck there on their way to america but this may be made up
www.bergenbyarkiv.no/bergenbyleks...
Florida | Bergen byleksikon
www.bergenbyarkiv.no
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we also have an area called Florida that for various historical reasons is pronounced floREEda
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here in bergen nobody can actually tell me how to pronounce one part of the harbour. it’s written bontelabo and the bus announcement pronounces it BONTlabo but then everyone says that’s incorrect
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gateacre is one of my favourites after i really confused a seminar group talking about the film gattaca one time, but also maghull, childwall, maybe fazakerley?
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apparently the tories have all been on the jabs: boris johnson and nadine dorries have talked about using them as well
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the title calls them velper so they’re definitely puppies
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ah they probably are! i think it’s the guy at the back who made me think sausage
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the animal ones are all really good and i love his coastal paintings as well — exceptionally good rock painter
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i like how he couldn’t even herd them all properly onto the canvas for the picture
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all the famous ones are bad though except the big sun at uni of oslo
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i’ve just spent the evening looking at loads of munchs and having to admit that he is really good, unfortunately — he’s really good at rocks and there’s also a horse painting that absolutely bangs
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there is some good stuff on the munch museum website about munch and a misunderstood dog called rolle www.munch.no/en/edvard-mu...
a very odd looking dog with eyes very close together and a pointed tongue
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hello here are some sausage dogs on a rug painted by edvard munch
a painting of a colourful rug with five sausage dogs on it
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to be fair most of them knew this already I imagine but one simply cannot make assumptions when it comes to intercultural competence
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can’t believe the norwegian state is paying me money to explain to some of its brightest young people that in britain a fanny is a vagina but in america it is merely a bum
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we just went out to go by the fjord and get a better look and I think it’s easier to see from the balcony for some reason — only with the phone camera as well of course
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ahhh but now i’ve already clicked NO on the app
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the more i look at this the more i think it could be
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once again defrauded by the aurora app