Alice in Cornland 🧱
@alicedabest.bsky.social
INFJ 5w4 Libra/Cancer/Cancer 🌹 biochemist by trade
I think very hard about every post I like in case my SIL sees it and thinks I'm a heretic
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think very hard about every post I like in case my SIL sees it and thinks I'm a heretic
Some people who post a lot are actually very lonely!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Some people who post a lot are actually very lonely!!!!
I zoom in on my face and I see my little mustache and dry skin on my nose but I don't look like the desert terrain that at Karoline Leavitt's face
Poor girl like it's true that hate really ages you
Poor girl like it's true that hate really ages you
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I zoom in on my face and I see my little mustache and dry skin on my nose but I don't look like the desert terrain that at Karoline Leavitt's face
Poor girl like it's true that hate really ages you
Poor girl like it's true that hate really ages you
What I really wanted for Christmas was that vase with a hidden bong but of course that's the one thing that's $300 and has no dupes
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
What I really wanted for Christmas was that vase with a hidden bong but of course that's the one thing that's $300 and has no dupes
How would it go if I tell the next bitchy blue collar man that he should've "worked smarter not harder" if his work is so so hard?
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How would it go if I tell the next bitchy blue collar man that he should've "worked smarter not harder" if his work is so so hard?
"time for the story of the true meaning of Christmas"
Tells a Christian story to co-opt a pagan holiday that we still celebrate with pagan norms and traditions!!!
Tells a Christian story to co-opt a pagan holiday that we still celebrate with pagan norms and traditions!!!
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"time for the story of the true meaning of Christmas"
Tells a Christian story to co-opt a pagan holiday that we still celebrate with pagan norms and traditions!!!
Tells a Christian story to co-opt a pagan holiday that we still celebrate with pagan norms and traditions!!!
Adulthood is being surprised how many other adults are still obsessed with their high school years
Bonus points when they've accomplished nothing of merit since then
Bonus points when they've accomplished nothing of merit since then
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Adulthood is being surprised how many other adults are still obsessed with their high school years
Bonus points when they've accomplished nothing of merit since then
Bonus points when they've accomplished nothing of merit since then
You cant tell people with kids this but your kid is basically a high maintenance pet for the first 5 years.
I had a shy, reactive dog for 2 years so I think I know exactly what it's like to have to change my lifestyle so much for a toddler
I had a shy, reactive dog for 2 years so I think I know exactly what it's like to have to change my lifestyle so much for a toddler
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You cant tell people with kids this but your kid is basically a high maintenance pet for the first 5 years.
I had a shy, reactive dog for 2 years so I think I know exactly what it's like to have to change my lifestyle so much for a toddler
I had a shy, reactive dog for 2 years so I think I know exactly what it's like to have to change my lifestyle so much for a toddler
I shut down every single conversation about tariffs bc we all knew they were a bad idea but I suspect if you're surprised they're happening that you probably voted for him anyway
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I shut down every single conversation about tariffs bc we all knew they were a bad idea but I suspect if you're surprised they're happening that you probably voted for him anyway
It's a fact of life that good people die and bad people can't die fast enough
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's a fact of life that good people die and bad people can't die fast enough
Sometimes I miss the person I was before I got wayyyyy too into kpop and trashy girl pop
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes I miss the person I was before I got wayyyyy too into kpop and trashy girl pop
What's weird is that I kinda like the idea of having kids now and it's solely because Jay would be their father and if that's not the circumstances then I absolutely do not want them
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What's weird is that I kinda like the idea of having kids now and it's solely because Jay would be their father and if that's not the circumstances then I absolutely do not want them
One time I told a guy that I didn't want to have children, fully expecting him to break up with me over it, and he ended up staying until I dumped him because he thought I'd change my mind. Like bro wasted 2 years bc he didn't like my first answer
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
One time I told a guy that I didn't want to have children, fully expecting him to break up with me over it, and he ended up staying until I dumped him because he thought I'd change my mind. Like bro wasted 2 years bc he didn't like my first answer
"According to science" bro science is such an impossibly broad term and you're belittling both the scientist and the reader by boiling these discoveries down to quippy little headlines
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"According to science" bro science is such an impossibly broad term and you're belittling both the scientist and the reader by boiling these discoveries down to quippy little headlines
Ahem IF YOUR EXPERIMENT IS NOT REPEATABLE THEN YOUR CONCLUSIONS ARE NOT WORTH PUBLISHING holy shit like either write your methods better or make smaller claims cuz expecting to be believed without backup is absolutely wild
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ahem IF YOUR EXPERIMENT IS NOT REPEATABLE THEN YOUR CONCLUSIONS ARE NOT WORTH PUBLISHING holy shit like either write your methods better or make smaller claims cuz expecting to be believed without backup is absolutely wild
Funny how bluesky's whole marketing is still centered on "hey remember Nazis are on twitter????" cuz that worked for them for like a month max
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Funny how bluesky's whole marketing is still centered on "hey remember Nazis are on twitter????" cuz that worked for them for like a month max
Why does everyone need a panel guide to handle a holiday that happens every fucking year?
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why does everyone need a panel guide to handle a holiday that happens every fucking year?
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
It's actually so cute that Jay's high school friends who are still in town all got with partners who like all the same things I like ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's actually so cute that Jay's high school friends who are still in town all got with partners who like all the same things I like ❤️
I miss my twitter acct but I hate Nazis do you see my dilemma here???
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I miss my twitter acct but I hate Nazis do you see my dilemma here???
I think the reason it looks like everyone's boyfriend sucks is because girls are taught to mask like a lot more than boys. So they probably don't suck as a whole, but they're not performing for their girlfriend's friends
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think the reason it looks like everyone's boyfriend sucks is because girls are taught to mask like a lot more than boys. So they probably don't suck as a whole, but they're not performing for their girlfriend's friends
Here I am, watching reality TV, drinking red wine, and playing puzzle games on my phone just like my mother
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Here I am, watching reality TV, drinking red wine, and playing puzzle games on my phone just like my mother
"you cant have it all you have to choose to either be a mother or have a career" shut up loser just because you can't manage it doesn't mean I can't
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"you cant have it all you have to choose to either be a mother or have a career" shut up loser just because you can't manage it doesn't mean I can't
"I can't believe non-christians don't care about this" fuck you dude
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"I can't believe non-christians don't care about this" fuck you dude
I can tell your economic class based on whether you know how many hours it takes to drive to Florida from where you live. It's actually a very descriptive indicator of your upbringing.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can tell your economic class based on whether you know how many hours it takes to drive to Florida from where you live. It's actually a very descriptive indicator of your upbringing.
Something I think about a lot is how I never expected to watch so many women forgive things in their partner's character that I find absolutely abhorrent.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Something I think about a lot is how I never expected to watch so many women forgive things in their partner's character that I find absolutely abhorrent.