alice tag
@aliceklar.bsky.social
🇩🇪&🇬🇧, I like sewing, cooking, reading and drinking wine.
Say what you want about Taylor Swift, but the lyrics "I've come too far to watch some name-dropping sleaze tell me what are my words worth" in The Lakes is lovely songwriting. Words worth, people, WORDSWORTH.
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Say what you want about Taylor Swift, but the lyrics "I've come too far to watch some name-dropping sleaze tell me what are my words worth" in The Lakes is lovely songwriting. Words worth, people, WORDSWORTH.
I wrapped up the Christmas presents for my daughter tonight. She's getting one enormous present (new bike) from all the family, and then there's 7 smaller gifts (books, clothes and arts/crafts supplies). It's so fucked up that this feel likes "not many presents"!
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I wrapped up the Christmas presents for my daughter tonight. She's getting one enormous present (new bike) from all the family, and then there's 7 smaller gifts (books, clothes and arts/crafts supplies). It's so fucked up that this feel likes "not many presents"!
I barely dare say this but I think... the Paw Patrol phase is over?!?!? Fireman Sam seems to be in now 😎
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I barely dare say this but I think... the Paw Patrol phase is over?!?!? Fireman Sam seems to be in now 😎
I looooooove my Haus
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I looooooove my Haus
I'm watching The Holiday - I saw this in the cinema when it came out in 2006 (!!!!) and hadn't seen it since. Kinda the light-hearted Christmas flick I was after.
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm watching The Holiday - I saw this in the cinema when it came out in 2006 (!!!!) and hadn't seen it since. Kinda the light-hearted Christmas flick I was after.
In September I volunteered to be on the EV (Elternvertretung, equivalent of PTA) at the kindergarten. Now dealing with Christmas presents and a leaving present for one Erzieher I sincerely regret this. Organising the presents is not the problem, organising and dealing with stroppy parents is.
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
In September I volunteered to be on the EV (Elternvertretung, equivalent of PTA) at the kindergarten. Now dealing with Christmas presents and a leaving present for one Erzieher I sincerely regret this. Organising the presents is not the problem, organising and dealing with stroppy parents is.
It is the annual Week of Illness in our house and things are rough.
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It is the annual Week of Illness in our house and things are rough.
So in the mood to watch a Christmas movie tonight but everything on netflix looks so crap 😭
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So in the mood to watch a Christmas movie tonight but everything on netflix looks so crap 😭
Made a wreath today. Not bad for my first ever effort I think.
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Made a wreath today. Not bad for my first ever effort I think.
We had no plans for today so I invited one of my daughters best friends over, whom we don't see that often, and it's basically like having the day off. I just had to set up a few arts and crafts and cook some pasta for lunch. Otherwise I'm here chilling and doing my own thing! Love it!
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We had no plans for today so I invited one of my daughters best friends over, whom we don't see that often, and it's basically like having the day off. I just had to set up a few arts and crafts and cook some pasta for lunch. Otherwise I'm here chilling and doing my own thing! Love it!
I think I'm more exhausted after children's birthday parties than the actual children, and at none of these parties is my child the birthday child
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think I'm more exhausted after children's birthday parties than the actual children, and at none of these parties is my child the birthday child
I've finished reading The Rose Field, and now it's over, there are no more Lyra books, what do I do with my life?
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I've finished reading The Rose Field, and now it's over, there are no more Lyra books, what do I do with my life?
Me and kiddo are feeling under the weather so it's a sofa, blanket and movie kinda day today. We're watching Spellbound which is fun!
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Me and kiddo are feeling under the weather so it's a sofa, blanket and movie kinda day today. We're watching Spellbound which is fun!
Vinted sellers really classify item condition as "very good" and then there's a massive rip in it 😑
October 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Vinted sellers really classify item condition as "very good" and then there's a massive rip in it 😑
Typical Hamburg weather for my 2 day trip to the city. I'm doing a seminar on personnel management in an office with views like this. Oh and I saw the lovely @translateuse.bsky.social for dinner last night, one of my first friends I made in HH back in 2013ish(?) 🤩
October 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Typical Hamburg weather for my 2 day trip to the city. I'm doing a seminar on personnel management in an office with views like this. Oh and I saw the lovely @translateuse.bsky.social for dinner last night, one of my first friends I made in HH back in 2013ish(?) 🤩
Spending the long weekend in DK
October 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Spending the long weekend in DK
This morning, at 5:30am, having breakfast, after a night of no sleep following weeks/months of extreme sleep deprivation was the moment my 4.5 yo decides to ask the big question: how does a baby get in a woman's tummy?
Lmty I was not prepared for that this morning
Lmty I was not prepared for that this morning
October 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This morning, at 5:30am, having breakfast, after a night of no sleep following weeks/months of extreme sleep deprivation was the moment my 4.5 yo decides to ask the big question: how does a baby get in a woman's tummy?
Lmty I was not prepared for that this morning
Lmty I was not prepared for that this morning
Enormous, awkward silence that went on for so long at Elternabend tonight after asking for volunteers for the Elternvertretung. Anyway so looks like I'm an EV lol
September 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Enormous, awkward silence that went on for so long at Elternabend tonight after asking for volunteers for the Elternvertretung. Anyway so looks like I'm an EV lol
It's finally happening, my bilingual child now automatically talks in German and I have to prompt her to switch to English 😢 I mean this is normal and I knew the day would come, but still 🥲😢😭🥲😢🥲😭🥲
July 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It's finally happening, my bilingual child now automatically talks in German and I have to prompt her to switch to English 😢 I mean this is normal and I knew the day would come, but still 🥲😢😭🥲😢🥲😭🥲
Spending my Saturday evening cutting out bits of felt into cats and mermaids ready for a crafting day tomorrow with my daughter. My life is wildddd and I love it.
July 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Spending my Saturday evening cutting out bits of felt into cats and mermaids ready for a crafting day tomorrow with my daughter. My life is wildddd and I love it.
Does anyone else have their child at an outdoor / Waldkindergarten? Can we connect?
July 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Does anyone else have their child at an outdoor / Waldkindergarten? Can we connect?
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Since my tweet about Jeff Bezos, I've been getting a lot of replies such as these. "Where do these dress rules come from?" "When do they change?"
These are very good questions, so let me answer them. 🧵
These are very good questions, so let me answer them. 🧵
June 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Since my tweet about Jeff Bezos, I've been getting a lot of replies such as these. "Where do these dress rules come from?" "When do they change?"
These are very good questions, so let me answer them. 🧵
These are very good questions, so let me answer them. 🧵
Also sewed up a bunch of kids beanies. I wanted to get ahead on prep for our local Christmas market (selling these to raise money for our garden) and I vastly underestimated how quick these are to make! I've made like 15 over the course of a couple of evenings
June 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Also sewed up a bunch of kids beanies. I wanted to get ahead on prep for our local Christmas market (selling these to raise money for our garden) and I vastly underestimated how quick these are to make! I've made like 15 over the course of a couple of evenings
I sewed another pouch as a present for a friend and it's soooo perfect I wanna keep it for myself haha
June 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I sewed another pouch as a present for a friend and it's soooo perfect I wanna keep it for myself haha
Woke up with an urge to listen to Elliott Smith today and suddenly I'm transported to 20 years ago, teenage me in my bedroom
June 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Woke up with an urge to listen to Elliott Smith today and suddenly I'm transported to 20 years ago, teenage me in my bedroom