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He never really crossed the Atlantic fame wise and ages ago he was in an episode of CSI and I assumed he was a fictional celebrity for the purpose of plot and was very surprised he was real.

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 3h

Shout out to all my fellow arts and humanities graduates in the UK with our rip off degrees- many of us may not be the biggest earners but I would argue have generally been considerably better contributors to society than vast majority of the Tory party.

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 3h

Somehow the most awful, most awkward, most embarrassing and most 14 year old boy became trapped in the body of an adult man and is inexplicably the head of the FBI.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 1d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 5h

The RIAA was suing teenagers. We had to sit through ⬇️ this shit anytime we wanted to watch a DVD. A whole generation shamed for using Limewire and torrents. Only for these silicone valley assholes to now find copyright infringement a necessary evil they shouldn’t have to answer for

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 5h

I think that’s the issue really - if it were doing a gig in Saudi Arabia, that‘s one thing but this was doing a gig organised and paid for by their government, it’s literally taking money from that regime.

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 5h

Slightly worried that the crack in the Perspex in the bottom corner was from the tiny figures trying to break out.

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 5h

That’s remarkable ! Do you know who made it? this prompts a lot of questions, including why they to decided to really lean into the sexy lady victim trope.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 5h

This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)

a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 5h

I’m so sorry

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 7h

Also maybe you spent more time as a kid feeding the ducks so unless you kept that up as an adult, that is probably skewing your swan outlook.

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 7h

Two species of them (that we get in the UK) migrate, but maybe they think if those swans as foreign anyway

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Hannah Rutherford (she/her) @lomadiah.bsky.social · 8h

Please signal boost, it's for a good cause! 🙏

Hey folks - I'm working with an MS (multiple sclerosis) charity to find streamers to support fundraising in November. It's retro gaming themed, so if you're interested in more info - or you know someone who would be amazing - please chuck me a reply 💚

a young boy covering his face with his hands while a man says please say yes behind him .

Alt: a young boy crossing his fingers and screwing up his eyes, saying please say yes

media.tenor.com

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 8h

As a British. Millennia, inevitably I heard this as “park life!”.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 9h

if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 9h

Possibly of interest to @uoyopenres.bsky.social

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Alice Bennett but scarier @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 9h

All of the above!

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